Hello :-)I'm wondering what the opposite of the "I'd hit it" phrase that's sometimes used here on Fchan would be. To say "I wouldn't hit it" "I'd miss it" just doesn't seem to do it.
I saw a pic that said "I'd hit it." and "..with a stick, maybe." There's too many jokes about this phrase to pick just one.
"I'd hit it... with a brick""I'd hit it... with a stone""I'd hit it... with a nuke""I'd hit it...like the fist of an angry God!"pretty much anything would work
"It's been hit...with the ugly stick."