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at 27 Jun 2006: 00:57

im sure a lot of you knew about this, and im a sure some of you will be disgusted by this, but i know you guys will like it.

http://www.zoofur.com/animalp.html

think you can handle THOR?

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Guan at 27 Jun 2006: 01:48

No, but I am aware of people who can.  And do.  Proving there is no God.  i..i

To reassure people out there afraid this might turn into another bestiality fiasco, worry not: the range this covers is quite diverse.  For example, that fantasy dragon-shape there catches my eye, personally, though it would probably be best if that curve not be on there lest it feel like getting shoved by a banana or something.  Not that I know how that would feel.  o..o

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at 27 Jun 2006: 10:38

Wouldn't Thor destroy someone's intestines?

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Guan at 27 Jun 2006: 10:49

>>3 Not if you don't like it in the butt.  In which case it could potentially do serious damage to the uterus and below.  WHAT FUN.  -..-

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at 27 Jun 2006: 19:15

>>3

That's right, because everyone who orders a dildo is gay.

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Whytemane at 27 Jun 2006: 21:23

And you're an absolute moron. You shit-for-brains moron. Fuck off. Please....shove a Thor up your ass an die you useless bag of flesh. We don't need downing people like you in this planet.
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Guan at 27 Jun 2006: 21:34

>>6 Whew, thank God you're not one of those humor-impaired people.  Sarcasm would be completely lost on you then.  At least most furries aren't perceived to be that way.  Oh wait.  :O

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Guan at 27 Jun 2006: 21:37

Anyway, has anyone here actually ordered from Zeta?  I doubt anyone's actually ordered the Thor, regardless of the June sale, but to anyone who's ever got anything...what do you think?  Say, the anthro tiger.  Yay for there being no barbs.  o..o

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at 27 Jun 2006: 21:58

i would order thor just for a prop to have around my room. nothing sexual about it, it would be funny to hit my friends with it. but its wayy too expensive for a gag thing.

maybe some day when i have disposable money ill try one of these out. the canine ones look pretty cool. some of them just look weird and uncomfortable though.

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