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WoulfeLoung at 3 Oct 2006: 23:36

I've seen a lot posted about this elusive rule 34, but haven't got a clue to what it is, and neither does my brother. Could someone please tell me what it means?

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at 4 Oct 2006: 00:10

Internet Rule #34: "No matter the subject is, there is porn of it somewhere on the net. No exceptions."

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WoulfeLoung at 4 Oct 2006: 00:19

I see... and is there some place where I can see these internet rules?

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at 4 Oct 2006: 00:45

*muzzlepaws*
oiy vey!

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at 4 Oct 2006: 02:46

>>3

I think it started out as more of a joke, although it's amazing/scary how it's almost ALWAYS true.

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RC_Tech at 4 Oct 2006: 03:58

in that cace...let me see a picture of a furry, fucking Jessica Rabbit.
only with the help of a blender???
does that eksist...I dont think so(and I dont want a picture of it)

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Morgoth897 at 4 Oct 2006: 04:45

>>6
Ugh. Now someone is gonna come in here, see that as a challenge and render it with exquisite detail. Mark my words...

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at 4 Oct 2006: 07:01

>>6
You know /b/ made up the next rule, #35:
"If there is not porn already, /b/ will make it."
Doesn't neccisarily mean someone from /b/ will come here, look at your request, and draw it, but it does mean that since you've requested it, it will now come into being.

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at 4 Oct 2006: 09:00

>>6

One part of Rule 34 is that anything thought up cannot be too specific.

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at 4 Oct 2006: 12:46

Repeat:
There is nothing that is so pure, so lacking in any conceivable erotic potential, so untouchable that someone isn't spanking the monkey while thinking about mixing the nasty and great big nobbly things in with it.

Internet Rule 34: There is porn of it. 34.a: No exceptions. 34.b: if you're lucky enough, you'll avoid stumbling over it. 34.b.1: You probably won't be that lucky. 34.c: The only time you probably won't find it is when you're actively looking for it. 34.d: Yes, someone is masturbating over it, no matter what it is. 34.d.1 No exceptions.

Local Corollary to Rule 34: It ain't only Furry that's like that.

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at 4 Oct 2006: 20:13

*bows to number 10*

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at 4 Oct 2006: 20:55

/me wants Shodan porn, now!

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at 4 Oct 2006: 21:02

I bet there's no anthro art of Binx from Hocus Pocus.

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at 10 Feb 2008: 12:52

>>8
Expect we arent /b/; and /b/ makes fun of furry.

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at 10 Feb 2008: 15:40

>>13
If you thread it, it will come.

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lost souls at 11 Feb 2008: 00:21

>>1 >>6 >>7 >>8 >>9 >>13 >>15


Since someone out there is taking requests, I'd like to make one:

Furries playing with fire extinguishers-- spraying each other, spraying the walls, etc. They would also be playing with silly string at the same time-- writing stuff, squirting it on themselves, etc. The girl and two guys would be wearing matching two-piece PJs, all of them bright pink with blue stars on them. I'd like to see this happening in a religous institution, preferably around the pews of a giant Gothic cathedral that they had snuck into in the middle of the night. The fox, husky, and the avian, after dousing themselves and the everything around them, would then do bi-- both ways at the same time. And then they they'd get caught by a group of early morning parishoners. The church group leader calmy waves "Hi" to the fox, whom he recognizes as the lead singer for the girls choir.


Does this exist?

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Rimpala at 11 Feb 2008: 01:32

according to rule 34 all macro anal vore fetishists must have a macro anal vore licence and pass at least 2 surprise inspections each year.

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at 11 Feb 2008: 07:15

>>16
I can already think of a dozen people on FA who would happily do that commision. XD

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Faux Furry at 11 Feb 2008: 18:13

To clarify that rule a little, Rule #34 refers to porn made of a pre-existing non-pornographic work. 'Porn Wars' counts as did the 'Tiajuana Bibles' but 'Cherry' or any of those 'Druuna' stories seen in Heavy Metal do not. Look at it as pornographic parody.

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lost souls at 12 Feb 2008: 01:15

>>18
>>16

And someone just started a thread on that same topic, lol!

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Basque at 12 Feb 2008: 11:41

Unless I miss my mark, I think >>20 might be talking about (http://fchan.me/dis/#1202799753) :P

And actually, if what you said was true >>18, could you give me a couple names? Unfortunately, I'm really not as experienced in the fandom as I like to be, so I am going to ask around but I'm really not sure where to start.

And back on the original topic, I’ve really seen Rule 34 used mostly to do what /toon/ does here; bring up porn of every obscure cartoon/comic/anything ever made. Yes, including that. ;)

Thanks in advance for any information! ^^

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lost souls at 12 Feb 2008: 20:09

>>1
A thought: I've never seen Rule 34 for Sandy Cheeks from SpongeBob SquarePants. Someone ought to get started on that.

>>21
Test: (Is i[t] yel[low]?) (Wh[at] about n[ow?])

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at 12 Feb 2008: 21:42

sadly  its been done.
sand domiating a cross dressing sponge bob.....  its a good thing i hate that show

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lost souls at 12 Feb 2008: 21:50

>>22
yellow?
yellow?
[s]yellow?[s]
yellow?[s] [b]


>>23
There has to be some good furry art of the Southern gal with the high-pitched, quirky accent and the big, bushy tail...

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at 18 Feb 2008: 00:16

>>24
Sandy? Oh come on, that's all over!
http://img.7chan.org/34/res/218355.html

There's at least two dozen pics out there, four if you count that hero of the internet Kthanid. Six if you count the ever-amazing crap artists of Drawnsex.

Fer chrissakes, ask for something harder.
But before you rack your brain too much, allow me to eliminate a whole bunch.
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/barack_obama/1
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/inanimate/1
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/earth/1
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/jesus_christ/1

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at 18 Feb 2008: 00:18

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/36516

This one is especially epic. :>

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lost souls at 18 Feb 2008: 01:29

>>25
While we're bringing up political figures, how about Rule 34 on my favorite president-- Theodore Roosevelt? I'd prefer to see him receiving blowjobs...

(from, if at all possible, Colleen from Road Rovers.)

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at 19 Feb 2008: 20:33

>>25  okay   heres a bizzare one.  34 the shovel and pail from the old blues clues  and make it a bondage pic 

YOU HEAR ME INTERNETS?  IM CALLING YOU OUT  XD

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at 19 Feb 2008: 21:15

http://rule35.paheal.net/rule35/res/2.html
Don't remember where the request boards are on the other websites, but here's paheals request board right here.
Thanks to this, Yuzuha pr0n finally existses.
Which is amazing it took so long, I mean she's completely naked for about 6 seconds in the anime.
Also the board has an oekaki in case you want to do it yourself, as what happened with Luna from Big Bang Board Games here: http://rule35.paheal.net/rule35/res/370.html

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at 21 Feb 2008: 17:03

>>6
I think the picture you want is in one of the outtakes from Roger Rabbit, and the blender is anthropomorphized, with a leering look on its face

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at 21 Feb 2008: 17:04

>>27
You mean I'm NOT the only one with that fantasy? Whew!

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at 24 Jul 2008: 19:58

Well, I want some hentai of Vela, from Get Force Gemini, is it there?

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at 24 Jul 2008: 23:43

>>32 Not going to look for yourself? If you don't care enough to see for yourself, I'm sure not going to do it for you... (and stop necroposting pls)

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at 25 Jul 2008: 02:02

Searching already, no results for now

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at 25 Jul 2008: 11:17

How about all the zunkin characts from DDR! HA!

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Mr. T at 25 Jul 2008: 13:54

OP: Lurk moar

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at 25 Jul 2008: 19:47

part of a bunch of stupid rules someone made.

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at 28 Jul 2008: 16:14

guys we have /req/ for this
#27, please confirm that you're joking, because sometime I have trouble knowing what to take seriously on fchan

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Ryoku at 28 Jul 2008: 19:15

google "The rules of the internet" and you should find something.

roughly; rule #34 means - if it exists there is porn of it (sub text -post it)

when you see a "rule #34" post it usual has a non pron image which should be used as reference for people to either find the elusive porn or draw it.

in some circles a #34 is both a request and a challenge, for people who can't/won't draw they are issued the challenge of finding the item, for people who can draw they are posed with creating the first piece of strange porn for a given subject.

for #34's its almost if not impossible to determine who actually was the first to create an erotic image for a given theme but chances are they existed WAY before the earliest file date you can find.

a few examples of a #34 would be:
Strawberry shortcake
Nesquick bunny
Ronald McDonnald

where currently there are examples of erotic material for these characters they are hard to come by, at least in the cases where they specifically reference those characters.

hope that helps!

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at 28 Jul 2008: 19:47

>>39 Except that rule 34 can and often does fail. It's not a "rule." It's a generalization. And not even an accurate one.

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