fchan

Right.  Okay.  This is retarded.
There are two doors in front of you.  Behind one I have placed a large dog that I have whipped and beaten and starved and trained to tear into just about anything on sight.  It is half-mad and I think I caused the mangy thing some brain damage.  Oh well.  It's a very aggressive breed, by the by, just in case you were curious.
Behind the other door is a healthy adult wolf, recently caught.  Not much else to add.
Don't argue with me.  Don't agree with me.  Just open a door.  No need to enter the door after you open it.  Just open a door.
Less-than forward-slash story greater-than.