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at 12 May 2007: 13:00

I hunt, therefore I am, Harvest the land, taking the fallen laaaamb.... *do d-d-do do, do- dooo!!!*

That's one of my favourite songs, regardless of furry content :P I bum Metallica.

Where Eagles Dare, by Maiden? It has eagle in the title... Black Dog?  Crazy Like A Fox by Motorhead??? Ok, enough with the songs.

I add to this thread: You get this uncontrollable hard on when you see pictures of conviniently anthropomorphic wolves fucking. That might be a sign.

Also, you find your eyesight wandering to the crotch area of hcaracters when you play games such as UT, Jak and Daxter, or Sonic...

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at 15 Jun 2007: 15:27

ok...i'll add to this thread....but ONLY with ones that have happened to me *AHEM*

you MIGHT bea a furry if...

-you're friends tell you to stop shedding in their cars
-you growl at people who cut you off when you're out walking
-you've ever been told to stop leaving claw marks in the furniture
-you bark at people when you see them walking up to your door
-you've ever (literally) licked your plate clean
-you find yourself walking on all 4's as often as on 2 legs

and sadly enough....a LOT of the previous posts apply to me too.....

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M'aiq the Liar at 15 Jun 2007: 16:46

>>13

"you growl at people who cut you off when you're out walking"

Why is that so strange? It's either that or launch into a string of profanities.

"you've ever (literally) licked your plate clean"

How else am I supposed to get every last drop and tidbit of porterhouse goodness?

"Also, you find your eyesight wandering to the crotch area of hcaracters when you play games such as UT, Jak and Daxter, or Sonic..."

UT's Skaarj and Gen Mo'Kai are more of a scalies thing, I would think.... You mention Jak and Daxter, but no R&C? Sasha, Angela, hello?

"You get this uncontrollable hard on when you see pictures of conviniently anthropomorphic wolves fucking."

Many of my friends who are not part of the fandom can't stand up for fear of embarrassment after me sending them emailed furry pr0n.  Funny as hell to do it in an internet cafe, and watch his /her face turn from one of boredom to one of shock and extreme interest.  Don't have to be furry to know what a good fuck is.

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at 16 Jun 2007: 13:51

... If you're posting on FChan!

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at 16 Jun 2007: 15:18

... if you intentionally act like an animal, repeatedly tell yourself that it's natural until you actually start to believe it, and then go out of the way to tell everybody how you're doing it.

... if you're convinced that your sexual fetishes are a defining quality of who you are as a person.

... if you read this reply and get angry because you think UR UNDER ATTACK!!!!!111.

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at 16 Jun 2007: 16:54

>>16
What if I feel I am under attack but it makes me kinda horny instead of angry? Because really... Mmmm...

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M'aiq the Liar at 16 Jun 2007: 17:47

>>17

ROFL.

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at 18 Jun 2007: 03:14

Kinky.

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M'aiq the Liar at 18 Jun 2007: 08:38

>>19  (cue whip cracking)

Gotta be careful though, fur doesn't grow back on scarred skin.

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Felixpath at 18 Jun 2007: 08:38

You might be a furry if....

Your room has more plushies than the room of a wealthy toddler.

You've got paws tattooed on your hands.

No one dares to utter the words "April Fur's Day," "Y!Gallery," or "Something Awful" around you without wearing earplugs.

Your dream date is Red XIII.

You know, without any doubt, that you really are a dragon and you only wear this silly little human form so as not to alarm those around you. (dragons only)

You've had long debates about whether dragons count as furries.

You can look at a complete stranger and immediately deduce, "He'd be a koala."

Your dog not only sleeps on your bed....he sleeps under the covers.

You hate PETA, but for all the wrong reasons.

You're bored out of your skin at furry cons. (straight furries only)

You're reading this.

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M'aiq the Liar at 18 Jun 2007: 08:48

>>21 "No one dares to utter the words "April Fur's Day," "Y!Gallery," or "Something Awful" around you without wearing earplugs."

SomethingAwful's name speaks volumes about their site... bitter people looking for ANYTHING to make fun of to make themselves feel less wretched.

"You hate PETA, but for all the wrong reasons."

I can't think of a wrong reason to hate PETA.

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at 18 Jun 2007: 10:35

"I tell you, I hate PETA!"

"That's silly! There's no reason to hate a food that is both a bread and a pocket! It's delicious stuffed with salad, sandwich ingredients... What are you, an Atkins fanatic???"

"... I mean I hate People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. I didn't mean pita bread! God."

"Oh."

"But yeah, I also hate pita bread."

"FASCIST!"

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M'aiq the Liar at 18 Jun 2007: 10:48

I got a couple.  If you wake up to find your cat diligently licking your head in an attempt to "groom" you, and your initial reaction is NOT to shoo your feline friend away, but rather to say "Hey, you missed a spot"... you MIGHT be a furry.

If you make cat sounds in your sleep, you might be furry. I kid you not.  Roomie even went so far as to record a video of me "purring" (I still think I was probably just snoring a little, but roomie thought it was riotously funny) and yowling and hissing (that, I will admit to, and having seen the video, I now know that I'm not only a furry, I'm out of my fucking gourd as well).

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Bizzle at 19 Jun 2007: 00:46

...if you use Mane and Tail instead of Head and Shoulders.

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at 19 Jun 2007: 05:05

...Or if you wear a tail, and a mane on your head and shoulders!

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at 19 Jun 2007: 11:22

If you give serious thought to becoming a geneticist simply so you can have the hope of one day growing your own horse-girl

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M'aiq the Liar at 19 Jun 2007: 11:46

>>27
Guilty, except with me the dream girl was feline :D

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at 19 Jun 2007: 14:02

"UT's Skaarj and Gen Mo'Kai are more of a scalies thing, I would think.... You mention Jak and Daxter, but no R&C? Sasha, Angela, hello?"

Yeah, but we furries and scalies get along pretty well, nay? TBH it's only the GMK that are hot in UT. They ha.... Too much info. (Wow, a tasteful fur!)

And for the record... Ratchet and Clank characters aren't as hot as Ottsels.

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M'aiq the Liar at 19 Jun 2007: 14:11

>>29
"Yeah, but we furries and scalies get along pretty well, nay?"

True, that.

You might be a furry if: you get into an argument about whether R&C characters are hotter than Daxter or not.

Re: (Wow, a tasteful fur!): you're on a site devoted to raunchiness a la furry... being tasteful here is kinda like wearing a tuxedo to an adult bookstore.

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at 19 Jun 2007: 15:30

>>29
 Yeah, what's with that? I couldn't help but also notice that unfortunate streak of tastefulness! I'm going to complain to the admins unless you start conforming to stereotype this instant! (Just pulling your tail.)

Now tell us what it was the Gen Mo'Kai had, exactly.

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M'aiq the Liar at 19 Jun 2007: 18:15

Also, it should be noted that as a fur, I am more than capable of acting tastefully should the situation demand it (and I'm sure other furries would agree), so if there was an insinuation of furry = tasteless, that insinuation was untrue and uncalled for.  I can be tasteful.  But I didn't come here to be tasteful, I came here to be raunchy, to engage in light humor regarding the nature of FChan, and to otherwise misbehave, and I'd wager you did too.

Anyways... one of the female Gen Mo'Kais' taunt emotes is to shake their behinds at you mockingly.  If you were into scalies, that would get your attention, I'm sure ^^

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M'aiq the Liar at 19 Jun 2007: 18:20

One more thing: mods, the "found on FA" thread appears to be locked, but the lack of a message indicating its locked status is mildly confusing - I had attempted to post a response and received a message saying "Posting not allowed", and wondered if it was a simple glitch in my browser or the boards due to the lack of a "LOCKED" message.  Mildly annoying as well, as I felt I really needed to defend my usage of the word "fetish" in one of my posts...

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at 19 Jun 2007: 18:33

>>32
 Shake their behinds at you mockingly??? Why that's outrageous! Not to mention, distasteful, what game is this in again? I have to go get that game immediately and view this outrage for myself! Hopefully there's a user-controllable camera so I can do so from varying distances and angles.

Uhm... You know, so I can get fully outraged by it. Tastefully!

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M'aiq the Liar at 19 Jun 2007: 18:39

>>34 "Uhm... You know, so I can get fully outraged by it. Tastefully!"

Unreal Tournament (I own the 2004 edition.  I could probably nab a good screenie of Faraleth shaking her stuff, if you so desire, outraged one ^^)

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at 19 Jun 2007: 18:47

>>35
 Geez, it sounds like a concept that could support a whole thread! If there's a game with lizard girls shaking tail and it doesn't have a thread on FChan, I don't even know what to say. Something's wrong with the world!

Seriously, though, sure, that sounds awesome, M'aiq! If it's clean it might even make a good thread for /c/. And thanks!

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M'aiq the Liar at 19 Jun 2007: 20:45

So far I'm failing miserably at getting anything worth posting of my Gen Mo'Kai teammates :(

But, I did find a thread on another forum that may bear some fruit: http://forums.beyondunreal.com/showthread.php?t=167061

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M'aiq the Liar at 19 Jun 2007: 20:51

Will keep on trying to get decent material (don't have much else to do >.> )

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at 20 Jun 2007: 13:57

>>38
 Actually, I felt stupid because I realized later that I did know the characters, but didn't even realize it. They were in UT 2003 and one of them was a dinosaur in gold armor? However, I don't remember the sexy animation you mentioned, so either it was something I was missing, or it's something they added into UT 2004, which I never got to play. Also, it got me wondering how the character models had been improved between 2003 and 2004! If you ever do manage to get a good screen shot of said material I am sure myself and others would love to see it. :)

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M'aiq the Liar at 20 Jun 2007: 14:03

>>39 "However, I don't remember the sexy animation you mentioned, so either it was something I was missing, or it's something they added into UT 2004, which I never got to play."

The only time I've ever seen the tail-shake was in the Jailbreak mod for UT2K4 (Editor's Choice edition), which I own.  Might be exclusive to that mod (though I kind of doubt it).

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at 20 Jun 2007: 14:17

>>40
 Okay, so let me see if I get this right...

The tail-shake is exclusive to Jail-break. So if I wanna see the tail-shake I gotta get Jail-break! Tail-shake jail-break tail-shake jail-break... Okay, I can remember that!

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M'aiq the Liar at 20 Jun 2007: 14:27

>>41
Got a few piss-poor screenshots up in /c/.  Will find better material (I hope).

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at 21 Jul 2007: 01:03

>>41
no it's not limited to the jail-break mod only, you probably just have to look closely(i'm to busy blowing shit up, and have never seen the bots do this), although i do know that most of the ut2004 model that use them as a base are capable of performing that animation, for example i use the robotic dragon(can't remeber the name) and you can perform this animation with it.

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at 21 Jul 2007: 14:30

>>43
*GASP You... You... NECROPOSTED! That means it's time for the Necropost theme!

Necropost! Necropost!
It's a thing disliked by most.
Resurrects a thread of any age...
Throws the posters into a rage!
OHNOZE! Here comes a Necropost!

Is it bad? Listen bud...
Necroposting is total crud!
Can it screw up a thread?
It can make posters lose their head.
HAY GUYS! That was a Necropost!

*song over* Eh, actually, I just wanted to post the Necropost song again.

>>42
M'aiq, I'm the person you were posting the screen shots for back  then and I appreciated them, thanks! Faraleth is pretty cute and that's no lie.

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M'aiq the Liar at 21 Jul 2007: 16:16

>>44
I lol'd a little.

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at 22 Jul 2007: 15:33

>>44
Is it bad that I knew the tune to the necropost song just by reading it? The Spiderman/Bomberman theme right?
I'm a little creeped out.

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at 22 Jul 2007: 17:51

>>46
Actually, that just makes you awesome! But don't worry, realizing you are awesome often is a bit creepy at first but you'll get used to it.

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Tabi Cat at 24 Jul 2007: 02:18

You might be a Furry if...
every kid in your middle school thought u were insane, because you hissed loudly across the lunch table when ever your friends pissed you off, and u yelled at those who got to close to you Tail... which, of course...only you could see
...
Meow

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at 25 Jul 2007: 04:20

>>48
no, that just makes you psychotic

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Prox at 25 Jul 2007: 15:04

Why do so many people have ones of these relating sexually?

Sure, the majority aren't...

But implying everything about a furry is sexual is probably why we're more widely accepted as a fetish than a fandom...

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Bizzle at 25 Jul 2007: 15:48

>>50 Well, there is the fact that sex has great comic potential.

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