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M'aiq the Liar at 1 Jul 2007: 18:28

Found this on a Guild Wars-related forum I frequent.

http://www.haveaslogan.com/

A couple of the best ones so far:

Cunnilingus - It takes a licking but keeps on ticking!

and Semen - Are you man enough to try it? O.o

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at 1 Jul 2007: 22:04

Crap
Nothing comes closer to home.

Sodomy
Your flexible friend.

Dingleberries
It's everywhere you want to be.

Monkey Humping
It does a body good!

Hemorrhoids
Once you pop you can't stop!

Hahahaha!

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Drakis Kier at 2 Jul 2007: 08:41

lol    i got

fellatio, the breakfast of champions

incest, kid tested, mother approved

amputation, i cant believe i ate the whole thing

god, trusted for over 50 years to relieve minor aches and pains

bestiality, 57 varieties

semen, keep that schoolgirl complexion

abortion, when theres no tomorrow

and my personal favorite

bush, army of one

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M'aiq the Liar at 2 Jul 2007: 10:44

Just got: Chuck Norris, an army of one >.< (GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!)

and: Sex, life's too short (WOOHOO! HELL YES!)

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Drakkon at 2 Jul 2007: 11:29

Penis
Heads for the Mountains.

Anal Bleeding
Obey Your Thirst.

Bestiality
It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken.

Whores
Just do it!

Cunnilingus
The Freshmaker.

Pnuemonia
Where's the cream filling?

Paris Hilton
Good goes around.

Chlamydia
Just say cheese.

War
Good to the last drop.

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at 2 Jul 2007: 11:31

Oh, snap.

Erectile Dysfunction
Its everywhere you want to be.

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M'aiq the Liar at 2 Jul 2007: 11:32

>>5 "Bestiality
It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken."

Holy shit, that's priceless.

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at 3 Jul 2007: 00:44

Retardation
The greatest show on earth.

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at 3 Jul 2007: 00:45

Sodomy
Is it in you?

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at 3 Jul 2007: 01:15

The Clap
Get the sensation.

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Gravecat at 3 Jul 2007: 03:00

I think the best one was:

Rape
The magic begins.

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at 3 Jul 2007: 05:23

...brilliant.

"Anorexia
 Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."

"Bush
 Head for the border."

"Infant death
 Kid tested. Mother approved."

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Mr Swede at 3 Jul 2007: 05:25

How about

"Rabies - Obey Your Thirst"

or

"Suicide - No Rules. Just Right."

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at 3 Jul 2007: 05:38

”Venereal Disease – Buy it for Looks, Buy it for Life”

“Bladder Control – When You’ve Got it, Flaunt it”

“Vagina – Flavor so Good, I Feel Like a Queen”

“Hairy Nipples – Image is Everything”

“Abortion – Plop Plop, Fizz Fizz, Oh What a Relief it is!”

“Erectile Dysfunction – Maybe She’s Born With it”

“Amputation – I’m not a Doctor, but I Play One on TV”

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Mr Swede at 3 Jul 2007: 05:39

>>14
Was me

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at 3 Jul 2007: 14:51

Necrophilia
No Rules.  Just right.

Bestiality
Where's the Beef?

Semen
57 Varieties.

Whores
Taste the Rainbow.

OMG, make it stop.  Can't stop laughing!

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at 4 Jul 2007: 04:45

Helen Keller
The ultimate driving machine

Domestic violence
If he kissed you once will he kiss you again?

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at 4 Jul 2007: 04:59

Slavery - Maybe she's born with it.

Alcohol - The king of Beers

Steve Irwin - That was easy

XD

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at 4 Jul 2007: 13:11

Anna Nicole Smith
One size fits all.

For FChan:
Sex
Gotta go gotta go gotta go right now!

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