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at 25 Jul 2007: 11:45

>>4
Aborn!

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FoxStar at 25 Jul 2007: 12:38

THE GAME IS OVER, THE DEED IS DONE.

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Xenofur at 25 Jul 2007: 13:42

slight overreaction here. as long as it does not devolve in brainless spamming, i'll allow discussing this topic. :)

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Gravecat at 25 Jul 2007: 14:55

Why you so stupid? You no hungry for sandwich! You hungry for HOT POCKEEEETS!

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Anon at 25 Jul 2007: 16:17

>>8

........... HOT POCKEEEEEETS!

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Nick at 26 Jul 2007: 00:45

STFU noob.  I'd hax0r fchan to the ground in a heartbeat if I only had some hot pockets on hand.

And Xena. Sweet sweet Xena.

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One of many at 26 Jul 2007: 02:41

WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST SAY ABOUT THE INSANITY???

STOP THAT NONSNESE!!!!!

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at 26 Jul 2007: 04:43

Krystal's not the only one who can't enjoy her sandwich!

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at 26 Jul 2007: 06:37

wtf is with her eating the fchan logo?

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FT2k4 at 26 Jul 2007: 06:43

Oh not here, too. I was hoping this stupid crap would stay on FA.

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at 26 Jul 2007: 07:06

were teh furries hacked?

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at 26 Jul 2007: 07:15

I think the one on FA looks like Cosmo from Fairly Odd Parents

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at 26 Jul 2007: 15:00

I work at Quiznos.

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Nick at 26 Jul 2007: 19:02

MMM MMM TOASTY!

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at 27 Jul 2007: 05:26

Krystal cannot enjoy her sandwich because she purchased it at Subway. If she had purchased a delicious Quizno's sub she would be enjoying it much more!

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at 27 Jul 2007: 05:59

>>19
and she'd be missing about $10,000

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at 27 Jul 2007: 23:32

>>20
Assuming she orders a small.

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Nick at 28 Jul 2007: 00:19

>>20, >>21  Not true!

Quizno's has three affordable sandwich sizes: Arm, Leg, and Firstborn.

Admittedly getting the combo adds an additional Eye but it's worth it.

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at 28 Jul 2007: 02:07

....there's something very wrong if you can't afford to eat at what is technically a fast-food restaurant.

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at 28 Jul 2007: 03:45

I was going to say, is it THAT expensive? I have gotten subs there twice and don't remember the price being noteworthy.

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at 28 Jul 2007: 03:51

>>24

It's relative. Compared to Subway and Togo's (especially Togo's) they're pretty overpriced.

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at 28 Jul 2007: 07:07

>>25
Yep.

Subway's just as good IMO, and much cheaper.

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Bizzle at 28 Jul 2007: 07:41

>>25 Torgo's is even cheaper.  Don't get the Crazy Bread.

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The King at 28 Jul 2007: 08:53

The King does not approve.  Eat at Burger King or be smited.

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at 28 Jul 2007: 09:39

>>28
The King gave in to Simpsons commercialism and has forfeited any godlike powers he once had.

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The King at 28 Jul 2007: 10:38

Actually, The Simpsons gave into The King's will, my power must be known beyond the confines of a commercial.

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at 28 Jul 2007: 12:17

Fools! Though his jester's ways and his capering antics might seem to beguile naught but small children, Ronald McDonald is the true power behind the throne.

He may seem a harmless and  merry fool, but secretly rules all that deals with meat between bread with an iron fist. Woe is he that crosses the want and will of Ronald.

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The King at 28 Jul 2007: 12:25

It seems that all do not know of McDonald's ruling of meat, or at least that's how it seemed last night when my own meat ruled over his wife.

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at 28 Jul 2007: 15:14

What's say the King and Ronald get together and do something about the fact Krystal can't seem to enjoy her sandwich.

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at 28 Jul 2007: 19:44

>>32
The King doesn't speak. Ever. He doesn't have to.

I DENY YOU, FALSE GOD OF A DYING WORLD!

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Nick at 28 Jul 2007: 22:45

Why does everyone assume that Krystal is NOT enjoying her sandwich? I mean her face doesn't look exactly euphoric, but at the same time she's at least half-naked, trying to eat her sandwich, and is being watched by a bunch of strangers.

I posit that perhaps she IS enjoying the sandwich, but is slightly irritated that she cannot enjoy it alone. I admit it may also be possible she's annoyed that the sandwich is (at least appears to be) falling apart.

Investigating further, I tend to think that it is the sandwich which is in fact not enjoying Krystal.  As enjoyable as it might be to be held by an at least half-naked Krystal, to feel her lips upon you, and to have her wonderful, blue fingers massaging your fluffy bread - it cannot be enough to overcome the pain associated with having a portion of yourself bitten off and consumed (even if it was consumed in her beautifully sculpted blue muzzle.

Therefore, I conclude that it is premature to assume that Krystal is not enjoying her sandwich, and further suggest that you take a larger look at the world and try to include the feelings and thoughts of the non-humanoid and non-animate beings as well.

So say we all.

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at 28 Jul 2007: 23:17

>>35

So, the concern is not the sandwich, nor the krystal, but is the question "is the sandwich enjoying krystal?"  Hmmm... vore...

Back to reality.  I think krystal just noticed that we noticed that she noticed that she got fat eating too many sandwiches.  Either that, or there's a poison mushroom in the sandwich!  (-1)-UP! *plays 1-UP music backwards*

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The King at 29 Jul 2007: 09:54

>>35
What you said.
>>34
The King does not speak, you are correct.  The King is typing.  NEVER QUESTION THE KING'S MIGHT.

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at 29 Jul 2007: 10:32

>>37
Most internet memes are created by people trying to create memes. People create and post dozens of new proto-memes everyday, hoping that their meme will take off so that they can leave their mark on the internet. But those are not memes in the true sense of the word. A true mem is something that grows and evolves, not a picture shoved down people's throat.

Krystal can't enjoy her sandwich was not created as a meme. It was a statement about FA's furry-content rules (the original background artwork wouldn't be allowed on its own, but slap a furry character on something and it is allowed). The original picture of Krystal was just a seed, everyone draws their own version of the meme, giving the meme life and the ability to evolve beyond the original image. As a result, Krystal can't enjoy her sandwich has the true spirit of a "meme", which makes it okay.

See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memetics for meme theory.

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at 29 Jul 2007: 13:16

What happened to poster 37? o_0

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at 29 Jul 2007: 15:02

>>40
Krystal enjoyed #37

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at 29 Jul 2007: 19:07

>>39
FA doesn't have 'furry content' rules.  That would be the VCL. 

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lynx at 30 Jul 2007: 18:55

>>40
obviously 37 is a ninja bent on preventing Krystal from enjoying her sandwich.

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444 at 1 Aug 2007: 09:55

>>40 37 gone away because he couldn't enjoy his sammich.

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