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Bi and autofellatio question

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at 5 Oct 2007: 03:23

I use to look at straight or female only pictures. Then I started looking at the cubby versions of them. Both I liked, but until recently I've also found the male and herm stuff kinda good too. But IRL, I'd never want to fuck or be fucked by a guy. Is it because I got a dick too and  I'm just kinda use to it? This make me bi or gay IRL?

I've also been slowly being able to perform autofellatio on myself too. I could once not even reach, then I could touch w/ my tongue, then I could just get my lips to touch, then about half of the head and now I'm able to do just about the full head. Does this make me gay or bi either too?

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Adrien at 5 Oct 2007: 09:28

>>1

Silly Billy, don't stick it there!


If you can look at another guy and find him attractive sexually, you're probably gay. If not, you're probably straight. If looking at a male does the same for you as looking at a female, you're probably bi. If you like looking at male furry art and female furry art and male+female furry art and gay/lesbian furry art, you're probably furry.

The fact that you went into such detail about your ability to suck your own cock leads me to believe you're at least bisexual, though it's technically masturbation.

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at 5 Oct 2007: 12:20

>>2

Nah. I'm straight, and if I wanted to suck cock, the only one I'd suck would be my own.

>>1

I foresee a life of back pain and spinal curvature lurking in the future for you. Still, if you do want to indulge in the above antics, at least it's with someone you love. You'll also be certain whether they swallow or spit.

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Shaitan at 5 Oct 2007: 15:58

>>1 Whatever you use to masturbate, ie porn, dildos, your own mouth, it doesn't determine your sexual orientation. It's just a tool. Anyone with even a little knowledge of psychology and how it relates to sex can tell you that much.

As for your sexual orientation, why does that even matter so much to you? You are what you are, no matter what that is. Celebrate it.

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Steel Froggy, aka Wild Fox at 5 Oct 2007: 19:57

>>2
"If you like looking at male furry art and female furry art and male+female furry art and gay/lesbian furry art, you're probably furry."

I L'dol

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Steel Froggy, aka Wild Fox at 5 Oct 2007: 19:58

Oh, almost forgot.

For the, 'am I gay' type question, I was recently answered to the same thing here--
http://fchan.me/read.php/dis/1191290503/1-40

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at 5 Oct 2007: 20:06

25 pennies.

I'm off to buy a lollipop.

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at 6 Oct 2007: 03:00

Have you seen any RL males as obscenely saccharine cute as furry males? Nope. Therefore you would not fuck them and therefore not be gay. (even the beefcakes with entrails dripping from their fangs are usually cute. O.o On a human that'd be just freaky. I guess it's 'cause of the animal faces.)
But if they existed you would be! Tad paradoxical but that's how I see it working. Furry's too weird to be confined to a single preference anyway, lets just all label ourselves pansexuals and be done with it. Back to fapping!
(btw I'm in the same predicament on the other end of the spectrum. I think humans females are blech, even 99% of the "superattractive" models with eastern/northern europe or the best the Koreans can offer, but I'd leap for the chance at a furry)

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at 6 Oct 2007: 14:30

...can't...resist...asking...

So what does semen taste like?

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at 6 Oct 2007: 15:20

>>9
bitterly and something else...

It's hard to explain, it's the sort of taste you never want to have again...but after a while you want it anyway. xD

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at 6 Oct 2007: 15:31

>>9

very warm, gooey, salty Windex that begins clumping and sticking to your teeth and throat after a while + bitter aftertaste that's really hard to get rid of.

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at 6 Oct 2007: 15:57

>>9..cant...resist..responding...
I always imagined it tastes like the mucus your own upper respiratory tract secretes. You mean it doesn't taste like fresh snot?

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at 6 Oct 2007: 18:07

>>9
Depends on the diet of someone. Any kind of meat in the diet makes it bitter.

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at 6 Oct 2007: 19:23

It doesn't really taste like much. Just kinda warm and gooey - doesn't have a flavor. You can taste it, but it is too lame to think of what something else taste like it. Doesn't taste salty at all...

If you wonder what urine tastes like: Warm water with salt in it and it also has a small taste of what it smells like too.

I've never swallowed my cum yet, I'd just spit it out. Urine I have tasted a little - ehh, when you drink it you know where it came from and makes it a little hard to drink.

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FurryFox at 7 Oct 2007: 20:08

>>1
question..how long did it take you until you could reach yourself..you probably stretched a lot.

also..for others..i always related it to the aftertaste of egg yolks..for some unknown reason..but then again..it is in your diet.

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Nick at 7 Oct 2007: 22:24

I hope this isn't going too far, but oh well :)

I've never been a huge fan of normal cum (mostly because of the aftertaste), but precum, now that's good stuff.  Mine is always very sweet tasting. Anyone else? :)

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at 7 Oct 2007: 22:59

>>16
True, it's all wonderfull...until the end....then problems start: bad taste, hurting back and a headache if you get up to fast. D:

No one has found a diet that makes it taste like pre? ...oh never mind, or my back will kill me. xD

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at 8 Oct 2007: 00:24

I hears eating pineapple makes cum yummy X3

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FurryFox at 8 Oct 2007: 18:53

>>16ahh yes..pre is awesom

>>17
"problems at the end"...haha..yea..like clean up can be annoying..if u dont eat it :p
also..the hurting back, stretch more..it wont hurt as bad..and make sure that if u stretch one way, stretch the opposite..so like when ur finished with urself, stretch ur back the other way to balance it out.
and for anyone that may not know, dont "bounce" when u stretch, keep it a continuous pull, b/c it could hurt u.
>>18
damn..its a shame im not a big fan of pineapples..but hell..y not give it a try..if it works...i might have a new fav. fruit
haha

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