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at 1 Dec 2007: 22:50
>>4 Actually, his brother died allowing him to marry the woman he's always wanted to marry - his brothers widow. Unfortunately the stress of her late husband's death mixed with the guilt of having married his brother drove her towards self-flagellation as penance, during which she reached a psycho-spiritual epiphany which convinced her absolutely about the nature of god, humankind, the universe and everything.
When she learned of her new husband's creative hobbies, she was consumed by grief and fear for his immortal soul. She begged him to recant his evil ways, and though he was not as sure of her faith, or the sinful nature of his creative efforts, out of love for her and fear for her fragile-seeming mind, he swore off furry for ever.
So it was love of a women, and *her* religious nut-job status, that killed his creative urge, but they're enjoying their undying love living in the Villa St. Germaine overlooking the Bay of Splendor in South Eastern Greece right now, so don't feel too bad for them.
Plus, I think he still doodles hawt horse on horse action on the sneak, without her knowledge, so there' still hope he may dump the bitch and return to the fandom where he's really appreciated/loved for who really is on the inside.
And that, ladies and germs, is a convincing lie.
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