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at 7 Jul 2008: 07:33

Hey /dis/tant reletives!

I started a thread last night, which has been deleted! D:< I wasn't trolling and I did want people's thoughts and experience on the matter! So please Mods let me hear other people's voices. I will cut out some of my personality aswell.

So my story is I had hair all up the shaft of my penis. I also had hair roots in the extremely fine skin which appear as bumps. I shaved my genitals the day before I went to meet a guy, fellow furry. He showed discomfort in the bumps on my skin and I asumed he may have thought of it as something sinister. I never mentioned to him about there being hair.

Can anyone spare any advice of this matter?





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steam at 7 Jul 2008: 07:38

get the hair removed via LAZER.
Seriously, that's nasty, and I would think it would be worth the embarrassment to get rid of that stuff

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at 7 Jul 2008: 09:38

That shit must be a pain, get it lazered off or something.

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at 7 Jul 2008: 10:45

nair?

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at 7 Jul 2008: 11:04

Are you sure the bumps further up are actually hair 'roots'?

'Cause you could have Fordyce's spots... which are completely harmless.


Otherwise, you'd probably want to get it lasered.  Last time I checked, most of the hair around that region is coarse and that could be a tad uncomfortable, eh?

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at 7 Jul 2008: 11:54

I've got the same thing, it's no big deal really. It's mostly on my balls and near the beginning of the shaft near the balls. They are all directly attached to the hair roots.

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at 7 Jul 2008: 12:40

Nope these aren't fordyce as I also have that these are different. The hair is pretty rough. I was thinking of nair but that's some freaky shit. Also most people have hair on their balls, but yeah them bumps on your balls are also on my shaft.

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at 7 Jul 2008: 13:23

>>7
Don't Nair.

And if you're going to, put it somewhere else, significantly less sensitive, first, to see whether or not you're going to have a reaction.  You don't want the burning sensation AND an allergic reaction happening on your balls, dude.

It's about the equivalent of me nicking myself every time I trim.  Damn dangly parts.

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at 7 Jul 2008: 13:26

>>1 Advice on the matter? Which matter? The bumps or your not telling the guy?

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at 7 Jul 2008: 13:59

Oh wow, watching you "squeeze up while being carted away is a lot different.....

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at 7 Jul 2008: 14:14

Why is every other thread on this board about penises?

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at 7 Jul 2008: 15:40

>>11
THIS.  IS.  FCHAN.

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at 8 Jul 2008: 06:12

>>11
Because you won't find many any girls on the internet talking about their problems.

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at 8 Jul 2008: 08:28

>>11
To bend a meme to the breaking point: A PUSSY IS FINE TOO.

Also, Cocks.

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at 8 Jul 2008: 21:52

Don't nair, veet if your desperate it's a lot more sensitive. But putting hair removal chemicals that far up the shaft could be dangerous, I'm not sure since I don't have to go up there. Laser is the best option. I mean who doesn't want their penis to shoot lasers?

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at 9 Jul 2008: 00:50

>>11

the PENIS is the central item of interest of every self-respecting furry

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at 14 Jul 2008: 03:03

Irony!

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