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at 16 Oct 2008: 14:08

I go to this website almost every day, if not daily. I also go to a few other furry community sites, mainly for t3h pr0nz0rz. But the bad thing is, I can't save images; I'm using a shared computer. Sure, I can delete the history so that the other people can't see I've been here, but I don't know how I could keep a collection without the other people seeing, especially because one of them knows just about everything you can know about computers.
Any ideas?

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at 16 Oct 2008: 14:34

Flash drive, motherfucker, do you use it?

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at 16 Oct 2008: 14:45

I don't have one.
But I never thought of that. Plus, I need to buy one for school anyway. Maybe I should secretly buy another one!
But I'd have to hide it somewhere, probably. Just in case, you know?
Thanks, by the way.
Any other ideas?

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at 16 Oct 2008: 16:25

Seperate partition on the drive with Truecrypt so they can't access it. If that's not possible flash drive is your only option.

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at 16 Oct 2008: 18:36

>>3
Flash drive is a great way to go, and you can encrypt the data on it so it requires a password. They even have some with fingerprint ID. As for hiding, one of the great things about flash drives is they are so small and durable, they're very very easy to hide. I keep mine up my ass.

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at 16 Oct 2008: 22:11

>>5 That's what I was going to say...

Well the ass part anyway :x

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klokwrkblu at 18 Oct 2008: 05:37

>>1

Ah computers

<<sigh>>

wonderful things these machines are...

When they work!!

When they dont, there nightmares!!

If it werent for these stupid things, the developed world whould literaly gind to a stop.

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at 18 Oct 2008: 06:42

You go to school and you have to hide your porn on a flash drive you carry around - sounds like you aren't allowed to be on fchan anyway ;)

Grow up and don't let porn become too important in your life. And if you buy a flash-drive "secretly" for that purpose alone, it's way too important for you already.

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at 18 Oct 2008: 11:46

>>8

I think that's a little unfair.  You can pick up a 4GB flash drive for under $10.  That's a pretty reasonable price to pay to have some security while enjoying your furry pr0n.

Throw TrueCrypt on it if you want. Even though it's not as secure as it could be (due to how flash drives work), it will prevent casual prying eyes.

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at 19 Oct 2008: 04:40

*10 years ago* "If you're secretly buying a CD-RW disc just to hide your porn it's way too important for you already."

*15 years ago* "If you're secretly buying a zip disk just to hide your porn it's way too important for you already."

*20 years ago* "If you're secretly buying a box of floppies just to hide your porn it's way too important for you already."

*200 years ago* "If thou purchaseth a journal of paper leaves in secrecy for to keep thy pornographic charcoal images of bestial figures, truly, the meaning hath grown too great for thou already."

*2000 years ago* "Okay, let's do a mural of Bast the cat-headed goddess screwing Anubis the jackal-headed god right here in the town square. Oh, and put a statue of the hippo woman with huge tits over there by the penis-shaped obelisk."

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at 19 Oct 2008: 06:11

>>10

You missed the point, but I laughed anyway :D

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KTF at 19 Oct 2008: 09:29

Well you could try going into...
Start->Run and in run type in...
%HomeDrive%\Program Files\Common Files\
Then find a folder in there no one not even a tech wiz qould look in there.

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A Tech Wiz at 19 Oct 2008: 12:35

I have a list of all the folders that should go in there in any normal Windows installation.  As well as any normal folders that shold exist in any of the "normal" and user folders.  I can do recursive searches on folders as well.

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at 20 Oct 2008: 00:40

>>12

Until the "tech wiz" does a search for *.jpg or *.avi.

Use ACLs or encryption to keep things hidden. Encryption is way better but more of a pain.  ACLs are easy to setup and easy to use.

>>10

Beautiful.  You just forgot to go the other way:

*10 years from now*  "If you're secretly buying an isolinear chip just to hide your porn it's way too important for you already."

*100 years from now*  "If you're secretly buying a nano neural-implant just to hide your porn it's way too important for you already."

*300 years from now*  "You and Tom still up for the furry orgy in the holodeck?" "Wouldn't miss it for all the latinum in the quadrant!"

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Tsuu-Setsu at 20 Oct 2008: 04:12

Don't hide it, look at it when ever you want, and from what ever computer you want, and Fap to it when ever you want. Incidentally thats why i can not longer go in the school library...

But seriously, I found another way to store your sweat sweat porn.  Its called flickr. Its a sight that you can upload photo's for free, and store them for free. But you can only store so much a month. About 100 Gigabytes. But thats a pretty decent amount. And if you need more space, just create another account.

JUST MAKE SURE TO AUTO SET YOUR PHOTO'S TO PRIVATE.

Because normally every photo you upload is visible to everyone else online on flickr at that time.

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at 21 Oct 2008: 21:12

Sweat porn? I hope flickr doesn't mind their servers getting wet and smelly.

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reddeath42 at 21 Oct 2008: 21:36

fist off get a flash drive and where are you using a shared computer in your family OK but still get a laptop or a desktop you can get a laptop at BJ's now for like 350$ its small but it gets the job done or a desk top that cost 100$ - 200$ because every on wants one of those these days (that's a funny)lol but just get a flash drive or a external drive and put a password on it and some flash drive even have passwords on them.

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DamnedFurry#3GqYIJ3Obs at 23 Oct 2008: 01:08

This thread is hilariously sad.

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at 24 Oct 2008: 02:13

Save it in a really inconspicuous place but change the extensions and file names.

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at 24 Oct 2008: 09:18

Save it in a really conspicuous place, such as the desktop in a folder named "furry porn".  Anyone who looks will simly think "Nah.. it can't possibly be that obvious."

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at 24 Oct 2008: 09:57

Save it somewhere obvious in a folder called "HowIFoundJesus" and people will avoid it like the plague!

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Patch at 24 Oct 2008: 12:45

Save it directly to the desktop and set the resolution really high so you have space for all of it.

If anyone actually looks they'll have a stroke/aneurysm/shit a brick and will learn never to be curious again.

(Just like GladOS when you threw that part of her into the incinerator.)

Speaking of Portal, have you guys seen Rule 34 around here? I could sure use some porn rightnow.

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at 24 Oct 2008: 13:59

Print it out backwards and tape it to your forehead so you can see it right-way around when you look in the mirror! Since it's backwards nobody else will be able to tell what it is.

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at 24 Oct 2008: 17:51

Another thing to note: cache memory may not just be resident on the computer, the network itself may also cache images. (and http requests for that matter)

So if you're on a shared network, too bad, you can't hide anything.

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at 24 Oct 2008: 19:48

Plus also there are a lot of psychics who work with computers, so even if you just think about porn you are screwed! They will scan your mind.

That's why you keep a flash drive up your ass like I said before, they never scan that.

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at 24 Oct 2008: 22:23

Plus also there are a lot of quantum physicists who bend time and work with matter on the most fundamental levels.  Thanks to the way quantum mechanics work, the universe itself may cache all possible outcomes of all actions and entities throughout all possible time frames.  Manipulating matter in the right way may reveal past or future actions.

So if you're in the universe, too bad, you can't hide anything.

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at 25 Oct 2008: 08:13

Finally, toward the end, this thread starts to have some truly helpful advice!

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at 8 Nov 2008: 20:07

I keep my pr0n in a passworded folder. I use a program called My Lockbox. http://www.fspro.net/folder-lock-box/

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at 8 Nov 2008: 20:16

"Speaking of Portal, have you guys seen Rule 34 around here? I could sure use some porn rightnow."

@22: Actually, I do have portal porn. You'd be surprised all the kinky things portals can be used for. I haven't posted it here because Chell is human, but it's pretty easy to find if you do some searching.

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