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at 6 Dec 2008: 18:40
Most of the time when I'm in my room, I'm playing music. When I'm not playing music, it's because I have muted my speakers for some reason or another. Now, when I'm wandering aroudn the net looking for good porn, I generally just open up anything potentially interesting in its own tab. When I think I've got enough, I scan through the tabs until I'm done. I always mute my speakers before opening videos or flash, for obvious reasons. So this one time, I'm listening to some metal, nice and loud. I decide that I have enough spare time to -insert metaphor here-, and hit 'mute' and 'stop' (I for some reason hate playing music on mute. It just seems wrong) So a couple minutes in, I'm done. As I drift back from that blissful world of my own, with my eyes still closed, I decide that I'd like to listen to some more music. I hit 'play/pause' Nothing. I hit it again. Nothing. Oh, right, it's still muted. So I unmute my speakers, and am blasted with the sound of about six different kinky porn videos at the same time, at the volume one would listen to heavy metal on. No, I don't live alone. No, I have never left tabs open again. "UNGHH - OH YEAH!!!" Is still echoing through the house. I don't have a point to my story, I just thought you guys would enjoy that.
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at 7 Dec 2008: 06:23
Why do you watch six porn movies simultanously? That's what I call 'stimulus satiation'. By the way, porn including women shouting stuff like "UNNNGH - OH YEAH" most likely sucks ;) Why don't you try something nice, calm and genuine porn, you'll feel the difference.
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