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at 1 Jan 2010: 23:33

Listen, I had like, some kind of realization recently. Like, an epiphany or something. I was just out one day, and it dawned on me, I suddenly realized; I'm a bird. Like, it was this feeling that came over me, I don't really know how to describe it. I don't even know where it came from. I just felt it, you know? Has anyone ever had a similar sort of experience? I'm new to all this, so I thought I'd come here to maybe sort things out.

I don't even know what kind of bird, I just had that feeling.

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at 2 Jan 2010: 01:09

I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but...you're a human, not a bird. Birds don't have fingers, they can't type. I'm sure this is very confusing, but look yourself, you have skin, not feathers.

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at 2 Jan 2010: 08:16

I did, but that was because it was smoking a heavy joint that was probably laced with LSD.

The feeling was similar.

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ナディア at 2 Jan 2010: 08:55

>>3
No disrespect intended, but, D-lysergic acid diethylamide (C20H25N3O) breaks down when enough heat to burn marijuana is applied.

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at 2 Jan 2010: 15:45

>>3
Nah, that's just good weed.

And no your not a bird, youre high, or full of shit.

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at 2 Jan 2010: 19:13

>>5

Does being "High as a bird" count?

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at 2 Jan 2010: 21:18

>>6
No, but ill accept high as an ostrich.

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at 2 Jan 2010: 22:41

>>7

What are you saying, a ostrich isn't a bird?

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at 2 Jan 2010: 23:54

>>8
Well, I'm sure the guy wasn't thinking of an ostrich when he coined that phrase.

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at 3 Jan 2010: 00:19

>>9

point is the feeling was really cool; i saw things.

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at 3 Jan 2010: 02:38

umm it sounds like you had an enlightenment moment? Maybe you saw your "spirit animal"? idk just saying.

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at 4 Jan 2010: 23:08

>>11

I was tripping out.

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