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at 1 Jan 2010: 23:33
Listen, I had like, some kind of realization recently. Like, an epiphany or something. I was just out one day, and it dawned on me, I suddenly realized; I'm a bird. Like, it was this feeling that came over me, I don't really know how to describe it. I don't even know where it came from. I just felt it, you know? Has anyone ever had a similar sort of experience? I'm new to all this, so I thought I'd come here to maybe sort things out. I don't even know what kind of bird, I just had that feeling.
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at 2 Jan 2010: 01:09
I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but...you're a human, not a bird. Birds don't have fingers, they can't type. I'm sure this is very confusing, but look yourself, you have skin, not feathers.
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at 2 Jan 2010: 08:16
I did, but that was because it was smoking a heavy joint that was probably laced with LSD. The feeling was similar.
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ナディア at 2 Jan 2010: 08:55
>>3 No disrespect intended, but, D-lysergic acid diethylamide (C20H25N3O) breaks down when enough heat to burn marijuana is applied.
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at 2 Jan 2010: 15:45
>>3 Nah, that's just good weed. And no your not a bird, youre high, or full of shit.
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at 2 Jan 2010: 19:13
>>5 Does being "High as a bird" count?
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at 2 Jan 2010: 21:18
>>6 No, but ill accept high as an ostrich.
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at 2 Jan 2010: 22:41
>>7 What are you saying, a ostrich isn't a bird?
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at 2 Jan 2010: 23:54
>>8 Well, I'm sure the guy wasn't thinking of an ostrich when he coined that phrase.
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at 3 Jan 2010: 00:19
>>9 point is the feeling was really cool; i saw things.
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at 3 Jan 2010: 02:38
umm it sounds like you had an enlightenment moment? Maybe you saw your "spirit animal"? idk just saying.
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at 4 Jan 2010: 23:08
>>11 I was tripping out.
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