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at 20 Jul 2010: 09:36

I'm kind of surprised this didn't already exist on here. But if you are so inclined, tell a story or two! What is the most pleasurable thing you've ever felt? Done something in a kinky spot or way? Alone, or with someone else? Really, whatever hot thing you've done that you feel like anonymously telling to the Internet, feel free!

I'll post some of my own later on.

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Cornwall Jones at 20 Jul 2010: 09:49

...Yeah... I'm gonna have to pass on that.

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at 20 Jul 2010: 13:59

My girlfriend has a figure similar to this: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2047582/

We play nude hacky, which she is good at, and then one of us gets too excited and then suddenly we are screwing like animals.

May not sound especially kinky or whatever, but lots and lots of fun.

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at 20 Jul 2010: 21:32

my gal gave me a hand job. Shes bad. It hurt

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Nom de Plume at 20 Jul 2010: 22:16

3  Heh, who cares if it isn't kinky, just sounds totally mellow and a creative form of foreplay.  Nothin wrong with that ;-)

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at 20 Jul 2010: 23:11

>>1

I met your mom in an alley one night at 10:30 PM and she gave me a $5 blowjob. She wasn't very good at it, but I let her keep the $5 cuz she kept caughing and I felt bad for her.

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Nom de Plume at 20 Jul 2010: 23:23

K, I'll contribute too.  Sorry it's not yiff but as stated in another thread, I'm really not into suiting or anything of that sort. Call me a liar and a troll with a rich fantasy life if you must ;-)  You still  can't take what I had.  Troll away or read away, either way I appreciate it.

Warning to those who aren't into men or gay sex.  The following account of my experience contains both.  It's long so I'll break it up.

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Nom de Plume at 20 Jul 2010: 23:24

I'm never one to give all details, some treasured things are best remembered as a secret.  I had an incredibly intense two-night stand with this guy a few years ago, who totally turned out to be my flavor as far as looks & stature go: 6'5" Good-looking in a military-prep kinda way, clean-shaven, damn smart and educated, way more so than me I'm afraid, not usually my type but this guy put some serious fire in me (I typically go for more earthy, hairy bear-types, though the stature preferences are the same) and as I found out later, hung like a freaking moose (don't get too excited, I told ya it isn't yiff :-p).

After an awesome evening out enjoying some drinks and great food at a local pub, we went back to his place where we sat in the kitchen and had a couple glasses of wine, we watched a movie on his TV amid intermittent sessions of cuddling and making out on the couch for a little while, a lot of excellent, slow dry-humping and exploring with hands, though not yet grabbing at the naughty bits.  Jeez, I can't even remember what the heck we were watching. 

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Nom de Plume at 20 Jul 2010: 23:29

After the movie ended he got up and was fiddling with putting away his stuff, I saw he had an electric guitar in the corner and asked what his preferred musical style was, so he strummed and belted for a little while, played a couple of kick-ass tunes.  It was getting late and I was feeling like the night was getting to that point of divergence, where one decides if it will be a stay and play or leave for another day.  I picked up my coat and told him what an awesome evening I had with him. 

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Nom de Plume at 20 Jul 2010: 23:31

The sexual tension in the room was so intense I swear it was almost visible.  He stood in front of me slightly averting his gaze and grinning a little, then he suddenly wrapped his arms around me in a big bear hug and shoved his face down onto mine in the best kiss I've ever had in my life.gives in.  He had to prop me back onto my feet as I flushed with heat from head to toe.  At that point I think he knew he had convinced me not to go anywhere.   He prodded me up the stairs toward his bedroom, both of us quickly undressing on the way and he urged me onto his bed.  He gave me some deliciously deep, toe-curling head but I didn't want to exceed my tolerances too quickly so I proposed a role reversal and began to give him head, only to discover that it was damn near impossible because he was so big.

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nom de plume at 20 Jul 2010: 23:48

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nomdeplume at 20 Jul 2010: 23:50

I obliged with a rubber which he tried, however it was too small so he grabbed one of his own out of the nightstand, sized correctly. Starting out doggy style he penetrated me slowly and gently with plenty of lube and after becoming accustomed we changed positions and I rode him reverse cowgirl for a good half hour,

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nomdeplume at 20 Jul 2010: 23:51

I think I shot a couple holes through his headboard and maybe on through the wall in back, despite the lack of firearms in the room ;-O!  We woke up spooning with his arms around my waist the next morning.

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nomdeplume at 20 Jul 2010: 23:51

Donning one of his bathrobes I went and collected our clothes from the stairwell and after dressing and enjoying coffee while we let his dogs out we went out for a little walk around his neighborhood and he took me to a local breakfast nook where he treated me.  We parted company late that morning with a kiss and a friendly see-ya-later.

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nomdeplume at 20 Jul 2010: 23:52

Long story short, we both had busy schedules with him working tech oversight for the local university and me living two hours away and working 50-60 hours a week.  We had another, slightly less intense but still damn satisfying date about 10 days later (Isn't the first time always the most memorable?) but we just sort of drifted apart after because neither of us could see making it work given the distance and schedules.  Yes, I have regrets for not trying a little harder to make it work with him, but I was younger, freshly uncloseted and lacking perspective.  We still chat once in a while online, he's moved four states away.  Who knows what the future may bring?  If our paths cross and neither of us are in a relationship, I think my perspective could be much healthier now.

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nomdeplume at 20 Jul 2010: 23:53

The kicker to all of this, without giving him away... he was a fairly prominent headliner in the news a little while back, involving a socio-political battle with an old and respected institution within this country, a battle which continues to this day.  Guessing is fun, but sorry, no more details.  I took a half hour to write this.  I hope those of you who are not squicked out by mutual male homo sapien amorosity enjoyed it or at least found it interesting.  Now I'm curious to hear some of your experiences so why don't we get some more contributors ;-). 

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at 21 Jul 2010: 00:44

yeah....... well........ I went to fchan. nuff said

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Nom de Plume at 21 Jul 2010: 00:59

Oops, line 10 got a little fucked while dodging the banhammer, shoulda said the following:

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Nom de Plume at 21 Jul 2010: 01:01

The sexual tension in the room was so intense I swear it was almost visible.  He stood in front of me slightly averting his gaze and grinning a little, then he suddenly wrapped his arms around me in a big bear hug and shoved his face down onto mine in the best kiss I've ever had in my life.  Keep in mind I'm usually kind of a dominant bottom who does not give up power easily but it was literally like one of those kisses you see in a romance movie where the receiver/passive party just goes limp and gives in.

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at 25 Jul 2010: 23:28

Anyone else? That last one was hot as hell.

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at 26 Jul 2010: 03:17

ok umm..... "So I was trying to bone my girlfriend.... and then there was this drill and then she said there was no way......"

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at 26 Jul 2010: 21:02

>>21
LOL
Nice

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