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at 24 Jul 2010: 11:07

What is the average penis size and how big are you?

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Smugglebear at 24 Jul 2010: 14:41

i refuse to answer this question in religious grounds

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at 24 Jul 2010: 16:38

Average for a white dude is about 6" I hear. I'm about 5.5".

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at 24 Jul 2010: 17:28

80% of the world's male population is between 5" and 7" long. 10% are smaller. 10% are larger. The penis is sized to fit the vagina of the woman of that race.

Taller races, such as black people who chase down prey on the African Savannah on foot, have bigger penises to fit the larger vaginal canal of their women. Shorter races, such as Asians who's small size allows them to consume less resources, have smaller penises to fit the smaller vaginae of their women.

Generally, the size of the woman determines the size of the man.

That said, most men are insecure about the size of their dicks even if they are well-endowed. You could have a dude with a foot-long penis wondering if he looks too shrimpy. I am 7 and 1/4 inches. I think I am small because of the phenomenal sizes of porn stars who I compare myself to in videos on the Internet. I have to remind myself that I am actually quite large and that 90% of the male population have dicks less than 7" long, and would happily trade my size for theirs, and that the porn stars are just freaks.

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at 25 Jul 2010: 07:42

Mine is only 3 inches.  But hey, some chicks like it that wide.  :D

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Nom de Plume at 25 Jul 2010: 12:18

I hear the statistical average is 5.5".  Mine = so long I can switch off lights with it from across the room.  j/k  I'll only say I'm a bit above the statistical average ;-)

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at 25 Jul 2010: 23:30

Average is between 5" and 7", like number four said.

That said, I'm about 7.5", about 1.5" Thick. And yeah, I am extremely insecure about the size.

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at 26 Jul 2010: 06:22

>>7
Goddammit, stop thinking that all women want have sex with a horse.

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Nom de Plume at 26 Jul 2010: 08:26

>>7 Insecure??!!  Whether for guys or girls it's big enough to feel very "present" without being painful. That's decent by most standards but those of mega-size-queens.  If you were being sarcastic, nevermind :-/

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at 26 Jul 2010: 11:31

I have a  1.3" penis and I feel that I am quite large.

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at 26 Jul 2010: 11:43

>>8

As the comedienne Kathy Griffin said, "Remember boys, if it's down to here on you," (knees) "It's up to HERE on me!" (solar plexus)

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at 26 Jul 2010: 17:04

>>9

Yeah, I'm serious. Cause like everyone that I hang out with says they're 8 or 9 inches, and most girls I've talked to (IRL) say they prefer dicks around that size.

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at 26 Jul 2010: 18:57

>>12

mybrainisfulloffuck.jpg

The guys you hang out with are shitting out their mouth and the girls you've talked to probably wouldn't know the difference between a cut and uncut dick.

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at 26 Jul 2010: 19:07

>>11

What the hell's a solar plexus??

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at 26 Jul 2010: 20:56

>>12
Lies, all of them.

Average penis length = 5.5"
Average vagina depth = 5.5"

That is to say: most chicks are not fitting 8" of dick in them.  They do not want that, it does not feel better for those of average depth, people are just ignorant and like to exaggerate shit.

My genitalia is of average size, and I would very much prefer a partner with average sized genitals.
Or slightly smaller, because I dig shorter penii.

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at 26 Jul 2010: 22:07

>>14

It's where you punch someone to take the wind out of 'em.

http://www.massagenerd.com/pictures/chakras/solar_plexus.jpg

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at 27 Jul 2010: 12:09

>>16

Uh huh. Griffin just used her hand to indicate, though.

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at 28 Jul 2010: 20:51

>>15


This is true.  I'm 8" and I have to be extremely careful during vaginal sex.  Having a penis that's too long slam into the cervix apparently feels like being punched in the stomach.  Girls however seem pretty eclectic when it comes to preference.  I've met some that only like huge dicks, the bigger the better, i've met some that prefer average or smaller and i've met some that say it absolutely doesn't matter to them whatsoever.

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at 29 Jul 2010: 01:54

Are there any methods to increase penis size?

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at 29 Jul 2010: 02:34

>>18
Indeed.
I hope you find someone who you can fit into just right.  Because when the pieces fit just right it feels pretty amazing.

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at 7 Aug 2010: 23:58

>>19
Unfortunately, no. Everything that promises to increase your penis size is a fraud. It's just a fact of life. The sooner you get over your size, the better.

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Nom de Plume at 8 Aug 2010: 11:32

>>21
IDK 'bout that.  Most of the work of Arjuna, Silverfenrir, Naylor, Blotch & Zaush usually increases the size of mine  ;-b  Maybe some of you just aren't taking the proper dosage.

BTW, I don't give a shit about anyone's opinion of which of these artists is good, bad, whatever.

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at 8 Aug 2010: 22:40

>>22

All the artists you mentioned suck ass.
And I'm not trying to be funny either.

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at 9 Aug 2010: 22:36

>>19

There seems to be one way to make your dick bigger, but it only works for young men. Oh, and it's free. Google "jelqing". You should see a video result with a black guy with a pink elongated balloon. Click it. >:)

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at 11 Aug 2010: 08:22

>>23
Aren't you 3dgie.  The more popular they are, the more they suck

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Brass_Aubergine at 12 Aug 2010: 23:15

>>23
>>25

The only artists I follow and admire draw their character as a single dot with other dots as limbs rendered in varying shades of cerulean blue and are delicately put through a mosaic filter in photoshop and placed alongside a vivid description of the character and their pose in 15.5 pt. italic Gothic font with every third adjective & article in wingdings which forces the reader to decode it and think hard about the potency of the visuals as well as to subconsciously meld with the negative space in the portraiture, thus my artists are the most obscure and pointless of all, far edgier than any of yours.  In fact, I am said artist, bow to the greatness of my VISION!








god damn I'm lonely :-(.

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at 13 Aug 2010: 14:56

The only artists that are good are underground, they drew a furry pic once on a cocktail napkin while waiting for a bus, threw the napkin in the trash only to have it be seen once in the light of day stuck to an old lollipop on the trash can rim, then photographed in a grainy cellphone picture and uploaded to an otherwise blank account on fa only to be removed 30 seconds later.  It got no favorites and only 2 views.  But it was good, and so underground.

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Brass_Aubergine at 14 Aug 2010: 08:51

>>27

Über-edgy!  I concede.

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