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Revin at 28 Aug 2010: 12:27

Have you ever found a key, like just a key, you don't know what lock it is for and once you have tried all the lock in your house you wonder what it is for? Or when you find an old key and wonder if it will unlock something wonderful or a door to something?

I just found a key, looks like a normal key for my house door, but it didn't work for any of my doors. I tried the padlocks out side my house and yet I will can't find the lock for this key. None of my friends are missing a key so I sit here wonder what it is for. Maybe it is important? Like a key to a gun locker or safe?

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at 28 Aug 2010: 12:45

Yeah.

I'm pretty sure it's actually from a previous house we've lived in.

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at 30 Aug 2010: 03:01

lol keys..........

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Nom de Plume at 31 Aug 2010: 09:39

Yeah, I know what you mean, Nazi midgets bug me too. It kinda depends on what they are wearing.  Sometimes seeing them or, Heaven forbid, a GROUP of them; it just makes me want to crawl under the sofa and cry.  Sometimes it helps if I go out to the garage and devote more time to souping up my push-lawnmower.  I just put a lift kit and huge spoiler on it.  Does anyone else here like soda?

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at 31 Aug 2010: 19:47

I like soda.

Know what else I like? Bridges. Especiall pedestrian bridges that go over four-lane highways. Sometimes I walk down to the Target Supercenter on the edge of town to buy some stuff just so that I can walk over that big bridge and look down as the cars go by.

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at 31 Aug 2010: 21:26

Bridges are cool.

But, I gotta love tables with an asymmetrical stuff on them. Sometimes I'll see a table with a stack of papers on one side and another stack on the other side about the same size, so I'll take some papers and move it other to the other so one is bigger than the other, or if I'm eating in a place with a lot of tables like a food court at a mall I can only comfortably sit on ones which have the condiments off to the side instead of in the center and if they are I'll move them. Great stuff.

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at 2 Sep 2010: 15:14

>>6
I'm sorry, but you are completely off base for liking bridges.  Bridges are vile, disgusting things and humanity is better off for not having them around.  If you can't cross a river manually, you don't deserve to be on the other side.

>>4
I put spinny rims on my lawnmower.  Looks nice man.

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at 5 Sep 2010: 01:52

If you ever find a key, keep it by your side ALWAYS. One day you will be walking in a alley (a shortcut to the parking lot where you parked your car, perhaps) and in this alley you will notice a door with a nameplate attached to it -- a nameplate containing YOUR name. The door will be locked and the only key to open it will be the one you have found.

Past this door will lie a world filled everything you have ever wished for but have not received. A world full of real furries and riches and stupendous treasures unimaginable.

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Revin at 6 Sep 2010: 09:58

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What if I found many keys? Like 6? Or I just happen to be running down that ally because someone was tring to rob me? Do I stop and thinking about looking through all thuse keys to try get in or keep running?

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