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What if Furries were Real

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AshtarGalactic at 1 Sep 2010: 23:33

What would You do If furries Were A Real deal,
Me personally I Would totally be lookin for a relationship with a Reptile boy ;) I am a male as well :P
Im sure theres alot of people like me out there

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at 1 Sep 2010: 23:58

Boring. What if everyone who wanted to be a furry became a furry? That'd be much more interesting.

I, personally, think it would be hilarious to watch as they all continue to have the same problems they did before having tails etc.

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klokwrkblu at 2 Sep 2010: 01:45

sounds familiar

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Husqi at 2 Sep 2010: 03:08

hur hur yeah, a lot of problems would not be solved by being a furry (in fact many might be made, americans in particular having a pension to disgriminate anything that isn't "normal" PS i am american lol)

BUT on the brighter side =3 if i was a giant anthro yellow husky my life would probably go much the same, maybe i'd have a hankering to go running more often...... maybe =p i'm lazy as hell... cougars are cute as hell

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at 2 Sep 2010: 10:35

If furries were real, I'd either have a basement full of them, only taking them out to fuck them, if they don't have rights or if they do have rights, I'd still have a basement full of them but then I'd have to fuck them in the basement while keeping it a secret. Atleast I'm not bullshittin' you with some "oh I'd take them out on happy picnics everyday" or something like that.

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at 2 Sep 2010: 20:25

If they just suddenly became real like, tomorrow, I think I would jizz myself.

Then hunt down ransom and rape him. Hard.

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at 3 Sep 2010: 11:18

I'd hate them on the outside but in the evenings I would hunt them down, capture them and keep them as my sexslaves.

Unless dragons don't eat me first.

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at 3 Sep 2010: 19:17

It would probably almost always end in sex, me full of mystery fluids, and having a wonderful hour or so in the bathroom.

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Marmalade Goblin at 4 Sep 2010: 01:34

>>5
>>6
>>7
>>8
You folks disturb me. I hope to hell and back that none of you ever have the chance to act out your fantasies.

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at 5 Sep 2010: 01:42

if furries were real i would hide in a bush at night waiting until one walked by me and i would put a chloroform rag on its muzzle and wait for it to pass out and i would drag it into my car and put it in a wet burlap sack and put it in my car's trunk and drive home and I would tie up its legs and arms with zip ties and I would cut out a thick cylinder from a 4x4 piece of wood and shove the splintered wood into its rectum and then I would burn off patches of its fur and then with a razor blade make hundreds of cuts in its bald spots and when it screams or barks or whatever furries do i'll whip it with a wet leather belt and then use the belt to keeps its muzzle closed and quiet and i would pour vinegar and lemon extract into its fresh wounds and watch it writhe and i would use a sandpaper grinder to grind its legs down to stumps and continuously put heavier and heaver weights on its torso until its guts come out of its cuts or rectum and then hollow out its body and sleep inside its skeleton and skin

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at 5 Sep 2010: 01:52

>>10 wins this thread.

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at 5 Sep 2010: 15:44

>>11

No shit. I'm relishing the subtle mockery too. Furries + /b/tards = >>5 through >>8 . Even Jeffery Dahmer is pissing his pants.

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at 5 Sep 2010: 16:36

>>10

.....*fap, fap, fap*.....
*stops to think*
.....................*fap, fap, fap*

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at 7 Sep 2010: 09:26

That would be an interesting idea, if you don't count the inevitable "human-furry war" that follows.

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at 7 Sep 2010: 10:59

>>14

Real furries would probably be too busy cleaning all the human cum out of their assholes and pussies to fight a war.

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at 7 Sep 2010: 17:14

>>15

And eyes. And ears. And coughing it up from their lungs. And... well fuck, they'd be fucked to death before any thought of retaliating could even enter their minds.

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at 15 Oct 2010: 21:37

Pathia :D

>>10
A winrar is you.

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