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Jake Fox at 23 Sep 2011: 07:11
I mean, what if we were suddenly turned INTO furries? Have any of you ever stopped and actually THOUGHT about the logistics of being a furry?
OK, I realize that in a conversation about wanting to be half human, half animal things, logic kinda waved bye-bye a long time ago, but think about it. Example, for all you avians, how would you be able to talk? Would you have lips behind your beak? If not, how would you be able to form sounds that require you to use your lips if all you have is a beak? Even canines like me would require some modifications to the muzzle. Or for anyone who like digitigrade, wouldn't that be akward to walk around on? Digitigrade is made for quadrapedal(sp?) movement, so wouldn't it be too complicated? or for furries like myself, how would we be able to handle the heat? I'm a US soldier, and I keep thinking, what would happen if I was a fox, and they deployed me to the desert?! Walking around in 125 degree heat with fur does NOT sound like fun! Scalies, would you be cold-blooded? If so,how would you deal with the restrictions that would put on you?
Again, I KNOW this is all pointless, but it's a fun thought experiment. Besides, this is a furry board, pointless is kind of what we do. :P Plus, for some reason, deep down I think that if I can justify all of this to make sense biologically or evolutionarily speaking, somehow it will make it actually happen. Like, Mother Nature, God, or whatever you prefer would say, "OK, you convinced me, that makes sense. Let's do it!"
And before you ask, no dammit, I'm NOT a virgin! :P
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