at 24 May 2006: 15:07
Holy shit! Are you serious? Jesus, there's just no way to argue against that kind of shit! Ha ha, priceless. You probably think you have a point there too. Do the zoos a favor and switch sides there buddy.
Okay, some dude who doesn't think no dissent = consent. Here's a shot at the thought for ya from my perspective.
I don't give a shit whether animals are inseminated, broken for riding, herded for butcher, etc. I like eating mean, I think leather looks snazzy, and I like teasing my dog and making him do retarded shit in exchange for 5 cent treats and pettins. I not only think police dogs and such should be used, but I figure they're the expendable ones. Send them into the house first to be shot. No need for a human to die if there's an animal that can do the dying instead. I think animal testing is awesome. Not only is there a lot of medicine out there that saves human lives, but that there are lots of fine luxury type products out there that make life more fun.
Basically, I think the whole world revolves around a "use it" base. Animals are inferior, so we use em, or they'd be the ones using us. Yeah yeah, emotions get involved, but that's cause they've got some value. I broke my TV remote the other day... broke me up inside until I got a new one. Buddy of mine had his car ratched by a falling tree branch, ruined his whole week. Dog dies? Aw man, time to get another one.
Mind you, I don't care if you do the bad touch on your cows. Truth be told, I think it's funny. Dumbass cows. Anything with perma diareha isn't sexy in my book, but I remember the good old days of cow tipping. You'd have thought they'd have learned after a while.
Anyhow, to your point. The reason I "tolerate" cruelty to animals is cause I don't have a problem with it. Fuck em, (literally in some of your cases), they're animals. I've got more important things to worry about than a bunch of walking meat. Guess in a lot of your eyes that makes me a bad person. Y'all seem to like me well enough when I'm installing water pipes though, so whatever. One thing though... jesus dude, your tongue? That's fucking gross. I hope you don't kiss your mother with that mouth, cause that's fucking dirty. This is a man who deals with clogged toilets cringing in disgust!
In short though, animals = property. Go ahead and finger fuck em till they bleed for all I care. In fact, take a picture and send it to 4Chan, they love that kinda shit. Or they love to hate it anyway.