Juberu#3LrT5NRVks at 6 Jun 2006: 08:35
It's called self-defamating humor. Get it? I was making fun of myself. Boy, you just take the oddest things and run with them.
It wasn't clearly a joke. I've heard much more extreme things said in all seriousness.
Consequently, I think that bringing an animal to orgasm is best viewed as routine maintainence, much in the same vein as feeding and grooming.
Now I'm imagining Midas encouraging you to take your dog in. Every ten checkups, you get a free handjob.
"Trust the Midas touch..."