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I'm going to kill you, Raven

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at 29 Aug 2006: 04:59

You're making me so angry I'm having seizures. I need to get this fire out of my brain. I'm going to find out where you live, and I'm going to come inside in the middle of the night and cut you, bleed you dry. This is your fair warning. You'd better learn to defend yourself, because the cops won't have time to respond to save your life. It will be some time in the next two years. I'm going to kill you and relieve the world, myself, of you.

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cyber620#wQh3/XNrY2 at 29 Aug 2006: 07:03

enjoy your ban.  This is not the place for this.

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Xenofur at 29 Aug 2006: 07:05

do you have regular shows? that was funny. :D

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at 29 Aug 2006: 07:15

<in dracula voice>i want to drink your soda!

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Raven at 29 Aug 2006: 07:16

Wow. I sure seem to have a lot of power over your life. I'm not sure if I should feel special or just feel sorry for you.

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Hellf[i]re at 29 Aug 2006: 07:18

Just another fchan.meer.

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Hellf[i]re at 29 Aug 2006: 07:20

I seem to have lost a happy in that statement... where'd it go?
"Just another happy fchan.meer."

Sorry for the confusion :)

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at 29 Aug 2006: 08:32

One word: lol.

If I was ever threatened that way, I would probably freak out a little, you know, just in case he's being serious.

I hope you know kung-fu, Raven XD

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Raven at 29 Aug 2006: 08:56

>>8

I know kung-fu. And I have a +5 in agility.

I doubt he could roll a natural twenty. So don't worry. ;3

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Havoc at 29 Aug 2006: 08:59

>>9
Just make sure to take the high ground. As Obi-Wan discovered, it adds +5 to your dexterity.

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at 29 Aug 2006: 10:13

Of course you realise that the person posting this threat is more than likely a scrawny 14 year old dweeb in cokebottle glasses named Melvin. ;)

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CLOKC at 29 Aug 2006: 10:20

OMG Raven im gonna find where yuo live and while yuo sleep ill give you teh yiff yiff yiffurz.

How's that for a threat?

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Raven at 29 Aug 2006: 11:03

>>12

Now that would be scary. :o

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at 29 Aug 2006: 11:04

>>9
Okay Keanu.

(By the way: Is this an inside joke?)

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Joan-Michele#LczDsoiSfY at 29 Aug 2006: 11:24

>>1

http://areadingfromgenesissixteen.ytmnd.com/

You are a cheap wannabe. :P

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Raven at 29 Aug 2006: 12:54

>>15

"You are a cheap wannabe named Melvin."

Fixed. :3

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at 30 Aug 2006: 00:31

Raven can kill anyone he wants!  Raven cuts off heads ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it.  This guy is so crazy and awesome that he flips out ALL the time.  I heard that once, Raven was eating at a diner.  And when some skunk dropped a spoon, Raven killed the whole town.  My friend Darkwing said that he saw Raven totally uppercut some fox just because the fox opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that Raven has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or he will chop your head off!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

Raven is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  This guy is totally awesome and that's a fact.  Raven is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start attending cons next year.  I love Raven with all of my body (including my pee pee). 

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at 30 Aug 2006: 01:14

>>15 Thank you, I needed that.

>>1 here.

Okay, okay, point taken everybody. It's cool. Raven I'm sorry. I don't know what's wrong with me. I know it looks silly in retrospect. It happens all the time though, even if I don't say it. I don't know why I'm so angry all the time. I don't know what to do. I've got to get a life or something where I don't try to claw my face off when my carefully crafted posts get unexpectedly deleted or any other little thing. My forehead looks and hurts like hell from the sores. I won't unload on you like that again. I feel like such a jerk now. I apologize.

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Raven at 30 Aug 2006: 01:45

>>18

I think you just take it way too seriously and way too personally when something doesn't go your way. I'm not here to make things personal, so it's hard to get me to even look at it that way. I'm here to work with artists and fans and try to help them get along by providing them with an opportunity to share and advertise art (and to keep it organized and running smoothly). And if I can have some fun while doing it, then hey, that's awesome. But it's a bit more complex than some people seem to realize, especially considering some of the people that watch this site.

Anyway, I forgive you. It took some guts to come back and admit you were wrong and actually apologize for your behavior. I appreciate that, even if I do not appreciate your temper.

In all honesty, if you haven't already, I think you should go and do something about this. See a doctor or something. It can't be healthy to have anger management problems like this. One day, someone will take it seriously, and you'll end up in more trouble than you bargained for. Just feel fortunate that we at Fchan do not take the internet as seriously as some people like to think we do. :3

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at 30 Aug 2006: 02:11

Thanks for being cool. It shouldn't have become anything personal against you. And it's not, today. BTW I know I need help but I can't afford it and I don't have health coverage. I'll try to hang on to this humbling and maybe that will help.

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Raven at 30 Aug 2006: 04:34

>>20

The only thing I can say is to see what state programmes there are running in your county (assuming you live in the U.S.). It's required by law that cheap, affordable, and sometimes FREE healthcare (both mental and physical) be available. The problem is that very few people actually KNOW about it. Do some hunting, contact social services, and you should be able to work something out.

I actually feel bad for you and hope you're able to work through your problems.

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Bizzle at 30 Aug 2006: 06:38

>>17  A winner is you!

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Hokay... at 30 Aug 2006: 07:50

*blinks*

What just happened?

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CLOKC at 30 Aug 2006: 09:11

I love all of you. EACH and EVERY one of you.

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Robojesus at 31 Aug 2006: 08:36

RavenJesus FTW!

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Spear Graff at 1 Sep 2006: 23:46

You know, I'm not even sure what the hell is going on. =D

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Foxstar#3GqYIJ3Obs at 2 Sep 2006: 06:05

Oh, I long for the days when internet asshatery can be punished Jay and Silent Boy style.

"Are you MegaDeath75766?"

"Yes"

"POW!"

Good work Raven. Wow, I thought I was the only one who disagreeed with you at times.

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NO at 2 Sep 2006: 07:26

I was banned.. I wish Raven would die too. I will kill Raven once I find him too.

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Raven at 2 Sep 2006: 11:01

>>28

Hey, through an odd chain of events, you actually helped us to improve the site's code. That's totally awesome. Thank you! *gives you huggles*

P.S. I love you too! :3

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at 2 Sep 2006: 11:52

You better be cereal >.>

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CLOKC at 2 Sep 2006: 11:56

>>28
"I will kill Raven once I find him too."

Ok, can I be next?

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Bizzle at 2 Sep 2006: 14:57

>>27  We should all chip in and buy Raven some plane tickets!  Then they will see that they are the ones who are the ball lickers!

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Foxstar#3GqYIJ3Obs at 2 Sep 2006: 22:04

>>32 But cross state assult is frowned on sadly.

And yes I know it's "Bob" /headsofcorrectionnazis

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at 3 Sep 2006: 02:07

>>33 But it wouldent be cross state assult if Raven were going cross state to get his kneecaps touched by a baseball bat.
only if the bat holder crossed state lines.
 

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at 3 Sep 2006: 04:00

>>1

And im going to break in your house and use the glass shards and slice your fucking throat wide open.

Lol seziures for furry porn? Man god bless the internet

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at 3 Sep 2006: 07:19

>>34

Raven has metal kneecaps, so that's not going to work. I also doubt the wiffle ball bat that mommy bought you last birthday would be enough to hurt him.

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at 4 Sep 2006: 01:54

>>36
34 here
umn I dont remember saying I had a baseball bat, or that it was my intention to whack anyones kneecaps. might want to read what was said next time.
I'm posative raven has gonads of steel to continue to moderate here ;p    kneecaps tho ...

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Raven at 4 Sep 2006: 02:10

>>37

Hehe, thanks. I think >>36 was just trying to be witty. But s/he missed the detail about the concealed rocket launcher built into my roboknee.

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Hellf[i]re at 4 Sep 2006: 08:11

To mention something funny, if this guy was posting from the US - under a recent bill, it has become illegal to harass someone while hiding behind an alias - if you want to harass someone online, you must use your real name.  I don't have a bill number for this, but I did find it rather humourous, true or not.

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at 4 Sep 2006: 14:58

which knee was that raven?
so I know which side to stand clear of.
peace out man.

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