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Suppose you woke up and you were a fur...

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at 14 Aug 2007: 19:49

>>13
Exactly.  It's quite sad, but by nature, a species that would emerge that stops all other evolution (namely humans) are instinctively driven to preserve themselves and allow no others to prosper.    We don't realize it, but this is the true root of racsism and the like.

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at 14 Aug 2007: 20:40

I'd go to some store that had a "No Dogs Allowed" sign and sue them for discrimination! Profit follows.

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at 15 Aug 2007: 10:06

First: I would yell "HELL YES!" at the top of my lungs.
Second: Live my life normally until some cabal of mad scientists kidnap me to cut me into little pieces for study, or whatever.

Problems I could see with this (other than the obvious racism and scientific curiousity already mentioned): People telling me to take the damn suit off, and me trying to explain to them that there IS no suit.  Becoming an instant celebrity of sorts (everyone loves a freakshow >.<), which I'm not keen on.  Oh, and a barbed penis might freak out potential mates.

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at 15 Aug 2007: 15:01

Oh lawd, imagine the sticky fur after each fap session. >.>

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FurryFox at 15 Aug 2007: 20:02

i would have to think i died and went to heaven :p
and if that wasnt the case..i would be even happier..that would be the best thing to happen ever..and sticky fur would be a bit of a problem..haha..but thats what showers r for...hahaha

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Foxon at 15 Aug 2007: 20:23

>>18 is all I thought. ^_^;

I would have so much fun being a fur, I wouldnt know where to start.

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at 15 Aug 2007: 21:46

>>16

In a more internet friendly form:

1. Sue stores with "No Dogs Allowed" Sign
2. ???
3. PROFIT!

Hmm... I'd probably sell my body... uhhh... what?

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at 16 Aug 2007: 00:42

if i was the only one id go into hiding so i wouldn't get killed, right after i got over the horrible pains that would have been left over after such a drastic physical change. but if it was like every furry in the world suddenly turning id gather evreyone up and vanish into canada and form a group bent on populating the earth with furries, of course it wouldn't have to be canada, i just figured that with all the fur i would want to go to colder climate.

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at 16 Aug 2007: 07:23

>>22
And I would hunt your group down and kill you all because populating the earth with mutations isn't cool. Humans are the superior species, down with the furries!

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Nequ at 16 Aug 2007: 11:21

http://www.yiffstar.com/index.yiff?pid=16446
Probably something like that.

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Drakkon at 16 Aug 2007: 14:38

If I woke up and discovered I was a furry, first, I'd be either a dragon or a fox.  Either way, the first thing I would do is see if I was flexible enough for autofallacio.  After a few hours of pleasing myself I'd probably be bored with it, and go out to see if anyone else was, too.

Then I'd use my web camera to snap nude photos and video of myself doing a lot of different things and post them to FChan.  I mean, come on, you know the rest of you would LOVE to see a real live furre going down on himself, actually masterbating, and probably even using a few Zeta toys.

Hell, I'm an exhibitionist, so I don't care if you watch.  I'll even turn on the web camera so you can see me do it live.

If I'm not the only one in the world that it happened to, great.  I'll legally change my name to the most appropriate fursona name I use, and enjoy my new life as a mid-level or dominant predator in the food chain.  If I'm the only one, I'll have to figure out how many furs I can trust, and then enjoy being someone's pet.  Oh, yeah.  No shame here.  I'll put out and be a real life cuddle puppy so long as they feed me and don't try to sell me for a quick buck to some science lab.

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at 16 Aug 2007: 15:33

>>25

You'd be banned from fchan.

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at 16 Aug 2007: 16:44

>>23
Meddle not in the affairs of furry mutants, human... for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup, and for us it wouldn't be cannibalism.  Fwahaha.

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FurryFox at 16 Aug 2007: 20:15

>>25
i like your idea

>>27
i agree

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at 16 Aug 2007: 23:52

>>23
We're all mutants, DON'T HIDE WHAT'S INSIDE!!!  Huh wha?  *goes back to being a prostitute*

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Drakkon at 17 Aug 2007: 16:36

>>26

I doubt that.  Furry wouldn't be a matter of imagination over reality at that point.  Plus, if I'm the only one, I'd be able to claim its a REALLY good photoshop.  Go ahead.  Prove it wrong.

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at 17 Aug 2007: 18:33

>>30

Become a furry and I'll prove it wrong.

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at 18 Aug 2007: 03:01

>>31

hater

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at 18 Aug 2007: 06:58

>>32

How does that make me hate you? I can't prove it wrong if there are no circumstances with which to prove it wrong.

I'm not going to bend the rules of logic for you.

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444 at 19 Aug 2007: 11:01

>>8

So true :|

 It would be really lame. C'mon, random people on street would run in fear if they saw you. Few would pick anything near you and "Bash the monstar".

 You'd be chased by TV everywhere, but as "labolatory escaper" or anything like that. Also, you could hear speculations what you are and will you be put to sleep or not.

 You'd also proably end up being catched by army. Look, you are not a human, so human rights doesn't protect you. If you aren't living in US, you'd be sold for huge amount of cash there. OR you would be sold to China, and die in terrible pain during painful experiments. Remember that China cares less about human rights, so you could be treated worse than animal. You got bigger chance of surviving in US. At least there could be people that would protest to protect you and demand to give you law protection.

 Either you would die during experiments, or if you survived it, get beaten up to death on street.

 If you were more lucky, you could get someone to buy big amount of humanless place, like a some valley in mountains or even a small island. You'd live there alone, eventually sometimes anothier furry-but-not-THAT-furry people would visit you.

 With time ( IF YOU MANAGED TO SURVIVE FIRST MONTHS ) you could make profit in TV and become famous in good way ( instead of dangerous human/animal crosbreed you would be called by your own name ). Probably there would be groups of people that would protest or want to hunt you down, but if you got law protection and human rights also gives you protection, you're somewhat safe. You could even make porn, I wouldn't be suprised if this kind of porn ("real yiff" ?) would get popular on internets. Interviews in magazines, maybe even meetings with political leaders, to get votes from people that supports you. There would be no bigger chance of being attacked at street because whole world would hear about your case.

 If you were not lucky, you would end up in cage at some rich country. Experiments, DNA checks, making drugs out of your blood, getting drugged by scientists. Fair chance of going insane. Death would be come fast, if you got luck. If not, you'd be stuck there for rest of your life.

 There is also third, less probable option - if your new body wasn't useful to science, you could be sold to one rich person. You could end up as mascot of some corporation ( Microsoft or McDonald maybe ? ), which isn't bad option comparing to being prisoner of some laboratory.

Congrats if you read it all. This is way how things would happen, if you waked up as furry one day.

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at 19 Aug 2007: 13:40

If you've ever seen the movie (or read the book) "Children of Men", you'd kind of be like the pregnant woman.

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at 19 Aug 2007: 14:06

>>34


Problem with what you have said and everyone has said on the idea of being hunted down once you went public.  Yay, my grammar just went out the window.  Anywho, as a furry, your no longer human.  BUT you not any other race out there.  Your on the verge of extinction.  Literally.  You would be considered a new type of species and would be protected by animal rights and the animal rights activists (which, wouldn't you know it, is made up of a lot of furries). 

The government wouldn't be able to do anything because you would be watched at all times by someone. Journalists,  Animal Rights Activists. and many others.  The gov would have no chance of taking you away and doing anything to you.  What would they use as a stand in to do so?

And the same goes for the anti furry people out there that would try to hurt or kill you.   The only problem with all of this is that you would have no peace.  No privacy. 

Now if you did this scientifically and went through genetic surgery (yes, I know the human genome is unstable, but so is every other genome out there), you would be in so much less danger.  Of course the money to do such a thing is not common.



Sorry if this sounds jumbled, I'm tired.  -_-

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at 19 Aug 2007: 14:18

Thread...

So full of fail...

Fail-o-meter exploding....

Anyway, I'd much prefer a situation where everyone, or a large group of people, suddenly transformed into "furries". Then, I believe, we wouldn't have all this "OMG HUNT YUO DOWN FOR TEH FILTHY HY00MAN EXPERIMENTS!!!" stuff. It'd probably be treat much more like a new ethnic group suddenly rose up.

People would be reluctant to treat you as a complete freak, because you were human like them a couple days ago, they might have even known you. Sure, some people would be "furryist", but the overall reaction in this case wouldn't be some huge monster hunt. The world today has too much "omg racial equality!!!" stuff going on for that to happen.

You guys clearly watch X-Men too much :p:


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FurryFox at 19 Aug 2007: 21:16

yea..but regardless of what would happen..i still think id love to wake up a furry...hell..a group of furry's would be awesom..and it would be a mass of sticky fur..haha

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Invader Zim at 19 Aug 2007: 23:20

>>37  And how is the happiness probe today, filthy human?

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Drakkon at 20 Aug 2007: 01:18

>>38

And scales.  Some of us are Dragons...

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FurryFox at 20 Aug 2007: 19:49

>>40
my bad..how could i forget the scaley ones :p
correction it would be a mass of sticky fur, scales, and feathers...did i forget anything?

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at 20 Aug 2007: 20:36

>>41
What do cetaceans have?

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at 21 Aug 2007: 00:11

>>42

Doesn't count.  You're always wet.

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FurryFox at 22 Aug 2007: 21:25

*thinks of being a furry*
*fap**fap**fap*
:p

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at 23 Aug 2007: 01:09

>>42 Cetaceans have smooth skin. I've touched them. :)

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at 23 Aug 2007: 13:48

>>45
Dude...  You're sick!

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at 23 Aug 2007: 14:17

>>46 And you're a moron. I didn't touch them "there." Ever been to one of the many "Sea World"s? They have some in a tank and thousands of people touch them ever day.

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at 23 Aug 2007: 17:14

>>47

Now, Shamu, can you show us on this doll where the fur touched you?

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at 23 Aug 2007: 21:05

>>48

Oh man, that brings back traumatizing memories of that episode of South Park with the Super Adventure Club... or "Touched by an Angel" on Family Guy.  Oh man, too much TV.  Excuse me...

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at 24 Aug 2007: 02:54

>>47
But at least I'm a funny moron.  :)

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FurryFox at 24 Aug 2007: 20:51

>>49
haha..i remember those..and yes..way too much tv..but..i..cant seem to..let it go..ahh..must watch..o wait..Fchan has new furry pics..screw tv

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at 27 Aug 2007: 13:55

>>39

AND NOW THE ROBOTS IZ EATING WAFFLES, GAWD I'M SO HAPPY!!!

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at 3 Sep 2007: 01:58

1) if i could choose what, or i was what i always wanted to be, then i'd have the best day of my life.  otherwise i wouldn't want it.
2) if it happened to others, be happy as well, if not start planning.
3) use the fact that humanity relies on technology to my advantage
4) take over the world

note: steps 3 and 4 would be done whether 1 and 2 happened or not

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Lupe at 22 Sep 2007: 22:34

>>53

Oh dear. What in the world.

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