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I'll start off with a few that REALLY make my blood boil;
-Asking for advice then disregarding the advice after agreeing it is right. Then coming back later crying and whining how not following the advice led to disaster like I really want to hear that shit.
-Asking for a download link to software I recommend. WTF, seriously, like I have nothing else better to do than drop whatever it is i'm doing to go get a download link to software I already have installed so some lazy asshole can save all of 5 seconds googling it? Fuck. "Go download 'insert name'" "Give me a download link" "Fuck you, get it yourself. I already gave you the name you need to google it"

I made this thread mostly so people can blow off some steam doing a little bit of ranting whenever someone pisses them off. If you are pissed, make a post and rant like crazy then hopefully you can feel better not bottling it up like I always do. Bottling it up is not healthy and we don't always have someone willing to listen to us bitch about stressful stuff...so yeah.

People who fall for the same troll technique over and over and over.

People who think they know how to troll but don't.

People who repost reposts of reposts that weren't any good in the first place.

People who feel the need to ruin movie endings as you are watching the movie with them then act surprised when you get angry.

People who ruin movies then laugh.

People who know nothing about a subject but argue as if they do making an ass of themself but never giving up the fight.

1)People who are anti-war. In my opinion, war is the only thing that humans have done well since the beginning of time. It's also great population control.

2)Bible-beating jackasses who try to force their religion on me, to the point where I fantasize grabbing a weapon and killing everyone of them.

>>5  "People who know nothing about a subject but argue as if they do making an ass of themself but never giving up the fight."

What makes them even worse is when they are on your side of an argument, because they make your position seem as retarded as they are.

Furries who assume that since you draw clean anthro art that you're a "real" furry, and proceed to start talking openly about some gross sub-fetish, e-groping you with emotes, scritches or any number of other creepy things proper furries do.

(Yiff in hell xD)

>>12


Yes, I do believe in God, and his only son. Jesus gives me the strength to perservere through times of hardship {furaffinity being down} and times when antifurs start to chant their hateful songs of death to those who just want to yiff and party hard in our true spiritual bodies {my fursuit, which is a kitty with breasts and penis}.

The poster of >>12 fits my bill nicely.

People who annoy me... people who think memes and "lulz" equate to social status, and think their activities on /b/ or any other anonymous forum equates to a social life.

I hate people who bitch, regardless of what it is. Just keep it to yourselfs!

>>19
lulz irony

People that hit me up for no other reason other then to beg for free art by contacting me, telling me what a HUGE fan they are, and praising me to high hell hoping to butter me up when they ask for a free drawing of their character, if i say no, they repeat it over and over again, then when you finally tell them it won't happen, they got nothing to say to you.

Compulsive liars, fat guys telling me about how all these 105lb hotties they meet randomly are just throwing themselves at them and every girl they come across just can't resist their charms, or how they can snap limbs in a 6 on 1 fight like they're chopsticks etc, it makes me feel like they think i'm some sort of naive idiot just because i try to be nice instead of calling them on it.

People that utterly REFUSE to accept the fact you don't rp and relentlessly beg you to "just give it a try".

People that send you an IM and have nothing to say other then idle small talk, respond with *nods* to everything, then when you stop responding (because really, what should my reply to *nods* be anyways?) they send you a =) or a *hugs* just to provoke a response, either carry your part of the convo or stop sending fucking messages.

People that contact you for the first time and immediately launch into details that are utterly disgusting about their private lives.  I've had guys list off the animals they've fucked within 10 minutes of meeting me.

People that have lived in the furry sandbox around likeminded people for so long, they forget how crazy and bizarre their fetish or lifestyle or views on things are and utterly flip out when you say "that's weird" or give a dissenting opinion.  Hey, if you fuck dogs and believe that animals are more intelligent then people and you'de kill a man to keep him from harming a gerbil, that's your right to think that, but don't forget YOUR VIEW IS NOT NORMAL, and either take dissenting viewpoints with a chuckle or good spirited debate, or stop telling this shit to strangers!

People that have nothing to say to you but constantly send out youtube links to 10 minute videos or other random shit THEY find funny and rarely is.  If you don't watch it immediately you get nothing but "Did you watch it?  Did you watch it?  Hey check that out!" till you do.

People who ask for crticism on something and then act like you're insulting them by criticising it accurately.

I hate people who will immediately do something after I tell them that particular something is annoying. Then they chuckle as if "hey har har it's funneee cause you told me it's annoying."

YES. I told you so you DON'T DO IT. JESUS.

-People who get offended at things (Fuck you. Go listen to some Anal Cunt and then eat a bag of dicks and kill yourselves)
-People who gush about The Decemberists/The Arcade Fire/Wes Anderson/The Office (US Version) (Neutral Milk Hotel is fucking mediocre as well)
-People who don't realize that Daft Punk's Discovery came out in 2001 and that they are really just two pretentious Frogs
-People who frequent Sleepy's as their commercials fill me with rage
-People who enjoy Matchbox 20
-Anyone who thinks that "The Secret" actually works
-People who put The Beatles on a pedestal.
-Jann Wenner
-Sports Illustrated subscribers
-People who feel that it's their duty to produce babies
-Young Republicans
-Overzealous atheists

>>28
I was more referring to people in real life who do that. Some of my friends, coworkers, family members.

I dont' really get annoyed by internet shenanigans unless they start to screw with me or my property in real life, such as viruses/spyware, etc.

This is a difficult question to ponder, because I realize I myself exemplify, even if only slightly, many of the things that bother me about other people. I doubt I'm the only one. However, here's a crucial quality that grinds my gears.

People with the inability to see more than one side of an argument. I have found very, very few people with extreme views who have sufficiently been able to convince me in any debate. I'm not saying don't have a strong opinion or don't be stubborn, but understand the other person's argument. If you really feel somebody else has a terrible opinion on a matter when you're talking with them, the evidence should speak for itself.

And of course, like all people, there are some times when I simply can't see it from another person's perspective. So what I do is I go out and I ask others questions until I find somebody with a different view (whether online or in real life), and we chat. I find nearly every time I walk away with more sympathy toward the other side, even if my views remain solid.

>>34

Then I hope you don't mind while I floss and talk loudly on a cellular phone while simultaneously cursing whomever cooked my steak medium rare.

If I didn't have my lists, they'd make me go back to the job fair.

>>34
7/10  Not particularly imaginative, but undeniably effective.

>>38
Stupidity covers almost everything. Smart-ass covers everything else. :p