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if furries were real i would hide in a bush at night waiting until one walked by me and i would put a chloroform rag on its muzzle and wait for it to pass out and i would drag it into my car and put it in a wet burlap sack and put it in my car's trunk and drive home and I would tie up its legs and arms with zip ties and I would cut out a thick cylinder from a 4x4 piece of wood and shove the splintered wood into its rectum and then I would burn off patches of its fur and then with a razor blade make hundreds of cuts in its bald spots and when it screams or barks or whatever furries do i'll whip it with a wet leather belt and then use the belt to keeps its muzzle closed and quiet and i would pour vinegar and lemon extract into its fresh wounds and watch it writhe and i would use a sandpaper grinder to grind its legs down to stumps and continuously put heavier and heaver weights on its torso until its guts come out of its cuts or rectum and then hollow out its body and sleep inside its skeleton and skin